The Emmy’s happened last night, and (SHOCKER) people looked super glamorous, kind of gross, expectedly bonerific, freshly divorced, and downright inspiring. (All via DailyMail) Oh, and everyone seemed to forget to show pictures of the Game of Thrones cast, which is BLASPHEMY ON ALL LEVELS, so here are a couple shots of khaleesi and my […]
TGIF, everyone! The weekend is here, but before we leave, we’d like to give you some last-minute weekend UnDating advice, following our Tuesday Dos and Wednesday Don’ts. As you adventure away from the cubicle (or your mom’s basement, no judgments) for the weekend to get your party on, you might forget about some of the […]
TWO DAYS TOO LATE, EVA. We JUST awarded you the week’s illustrious Hump Day Hottie spot and then two days later you do THIS?! WE SHOULD REVOKE YOUR AWARD FOR NOT LETTING THIS LEAK EARLIER. According to the Daily Mail, the gorgeous, 37-year-old Latina bombshell is being featured in Jork Weisman’s (haha, Jork) new coffee […]
You know, I’d probably be more surprised if you told me Kanye West DIDN’T have a sex tape with a Kim Kardashian look-a-like, but hey, here we are. Radar Online claims to have seen footage from a sex tape featuring the rapper doing the nasty with a woman who looks a whole lot like his […]
For all of us out there who spent the 90s dealing with our moms making a phone call and ruining our AIM chats with our crushes, and trying to watch scrambled porn on the pay channels, and rationing the cheese in our Handi Snacks, this song is our song.
Back to class, students. This is Lesson #2 in the series, The Life of the UnDater. Yesterday we discussed the best lifestyle rules to ensure you enjoy your time as a single guy or gal out in a very monogamous world. Today, though, is more serious. We need to talk about the 3 Big DON’Ts […]
Sometimes I forget that Eva Longoria exists, which is weird because she has basically never ever looked bad doing anything ever. Even crying at a funeral she looked like a goddess, for crying out loud. It might be because she was on Desperate Housewives, and that was a terrible show, and Teri Hatcher was on […]
I want to hate the people behind “Shit Girls Say” so bad. They spawned a whole series of just terrible, terrible YouTube videos that flooded the whole goddamn internet. You couldn’t click more than two links before stumbling across some amateur attempt at “Shit Hipsters Say” or “Shit Fat Girls Who Think They’re Hot Say” […]
I mean, bashing on the iPhone is basically like beating a dead horse these days. Everyone makes jokes every time a new phone comes out, calling them stupid and overpriced and a fad and proof that we all buy into Apple’s really great marketing when in fact there are other, much more affordable phones on […]
When we imagine what Club OBC would be like in real life, we imagine a dark, sexy club, where people are laughing, having fun, dancing, and gettin’ cozy in the corner. What we never imagined when OBC was born, was the wide age range of our clubbers. There are college-aged kids looking for a fun […]
