We all have friends that upload photos of their legs to Facebook and Instagram, usually at the pool or beach, definitely in a bathing suit, and always very tanned. However, not all of us have friends that are Coco Austin, Ice-T’s very voluptuous lady friend who is notorious for her skimpy outfits and mind-blowing booty. […]
I don’t know much know literally anything about basketball, but with limited knowledge of the human body and a LOT of knowledge about how drunk people can be at the clubs, I find it kind of strange that Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose would compromise his health by hitting the club last night, despite having […]
Fourth of July is one of those holidays that inevitably leads me to think I need a little “detox.” Less beer, definitelyless hot dogs, and less time spent at parties hovering around the chip bowl so they’re always within arms reach. Therefore, this weekend I ask you to join me in a full body and […]
PARTY FOUL! According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian’s ex Kris Humphries may have forgotten to glove his junk and thusly impregnated his rebound girl, Myla Sinanaj. Often referred to as “not the sharpest tool in the shed,” this bit of news cements the fact that Humph’s really really dumb. 1) He married Kim Kardashian and didn’t […]
This week’s nominee for the #SongoftheSummer is a little bit sad but a little bit joyful – two opposing emotions that have made some of the best songs of all time. Cherry Wine is a previously unreleased song by Nas, featuring the late Amy Winehouse, who passed away last July of alcohol poisoning. The song […]
Since April 30th of this year, we’ve been enjoying tearing apart the hilarious and cringe-worthy sex tips of Cosmopolitan magazine every Monday morning. Starting with this gem, all the way to this creepy move (sorry we missed it this week, WordPress was all sorts of janky on Monday), we’ve had our share of SMHs. And […]
Maybe it’s the ungodly amounts of processed foods I ate yesterday (did you know they are putting cheese INSIDE hot dogs now?), or that last Budweiser I shouldn’t have drank, but this video makes me feel nauseous in a way I didn’t know was possible. We love booty and child rappers and pool parties as […]
Right now, the OBC team is probably skipping breakfast to make room for a thousand hot dogs, pulling on a bathing suit with a little extra breathing room (because hot dogs), and preparing for a day of America-worthy gluttony and beer consumption. What are you doing? WHY ARE YOU READING THE BLOG? GO CELEBRATE! Here. […]
Independence Day is nearly upon us, and it’s a great time to be thankful for all that we have here in America, like KFC Double Downs and crippling debt the right to free speech and the joy of a (basically) religion-free government. Because of those freedoms, sites like our very own OBC are allowed to […]
