Oh Miley. Always doin’ thangs that make the public scratch thur head cuz they just don’t ding dong get it. Like the time you smoked salvia and the video was uploaded to the internets. Or the time you ate a penis cake at your birthday party. Or the multiple times your side boob has made […]
If this is a parody, then A+, boys. You have successfully made fun of every boy band ever and I love it and it’s amazing. If you’re serious, though, and I kind of think they’re serious, then HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Woof. Late start, everyone. Did you know that people still get the flu in the summer? I was under the impression that the flu only existed during the miserable months of winter, BUT APPARENTLY NOT. Thanks to modern medicine, though, I’m back just in time to bring you today’s TestiMOANials – featuring a happy couple […]
The idea of an 80-year-old woman giving sex advice might creep you out a bit (it definitely creeps me out a bit), but you’ve gotta hand it to Dr. Ruth for her idea of a lower-alcohol wine that gets couples in the mood without making them fall asleep or suffer from the all-too-known condition called […]
I would like to think that the writers at Cosmopolitan went to college for writing, or journalism, or English, or The Art of Coming of With Names For Vaginas, or something. With that assumption comes the second assumption that said writers also went to high school, and therefore took at least a couple science classes, […]
Guys, I’m starting to worry that the apocalypse is coming or something, because there is nothing going on in the interwebz. I guess the Kardashians made some music video, and the MTV Movie Awards happened, and last night was the finale of season 2 of Game of Thrones and don’t you DARE TELL ME WHAT […]
A couple days ago I received a bridal shower invitation in the mail that had Swarovski crystals embedded in the paper, and I remember thinking, “well THIS seems excessive.” Little did I know that just on the other side of the world there was someone taking actual DIAMONDS, crushing them up, turning them into paint, […]
I’m not sure if this song is #SOTS material, but I will say 90s slow-jammer Brian McKnight’s new song for the porn site YouPorn is… um, interesting. Please let me know if you find an uncensored version.
We’ve discussed in the past the fact that Florida is kind of an icky place. From their psychotic jilted husbands to their totally unreasonable laws to their public brawls, it seems like there is just something in the water that is making the people of Florida into total nutjobs. And after the most recent news […]
I know that Trojan condoms are the supposedly the highest selling in the world, likely because their name is symbolic and they’ve been well-tested for decades. However, if condom sales were based only on commercial wittiness, Durex would take the cake every time. In the past we’ve talked about how much we loved their ads, […]
