I don’t know much know literally anything about basketball, but with limited knowledge of the human body and a LOT of knowledge about how drunk people can be at the clubs, I find it kind of strange that Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose would compromise his health by hitting the club last night, despite having […]
In the NBA’s biggest “whoops!” moment since Dennis Rodman went blond, Bulls point guard Derrick Rose is sticking his size 16 foot in his mouth after ESPN Magazine released an interview with him where they asked how big of a problem illegal enhancement is in the sport, to which he answered: “Seven. It’s huge and […]
In what is being hailed as the most-watched game of NBA basketball in the history of cable television, the nation’s collective jaw dropped Sunday night after Chicago Bull Taj Gibson epically dunked on Dwyane Wade, one of the Miami Heat’s star players. The dunk was so spectacular that it was only a matter of hours […]
You know that feeling when you keep finding crumpled up bar tabs and ATM receipts after a particularly debaucherous night and the guilt just pierces you like a rusty spoon? And you’re just like, “crap, I spent like $200 last night. DOES THAT SAY BUTTERY NIPPLE? Who ordered SIX buttery nipples?!!!“ Well, apparently when you’re […]
