There are a couple things that I can’t stand in songs, and one of them is when a performer stops in the middle of a song to talk. I don’t care what they’re saying, they could be saying, “BCU Girl I’m gonna give you a million dollars” and I would still be irritated (and then […]
You know, it’s totally your choice if you wanna get married. I know we talk a lot about being anti-marriage, but it’s really the establishment that bothers us- people getting married because they feel like it’s “the right thing to do,” realizing they weren’t “meant to be,” and then getting divorced and having their lives […]
You’ve probably noticed that each Hump Day Hottie is categorized as a “celebrity” post. Which made this week’s post particularly difficult, because the lady I’ve chosen is about as close to being a celebrity as I am to being a Chris Brown fan. However, when perusing the web’s plethora of sexy celeb photoshoots, no A, […]
Every morning, I wake up to read the many Tweets about the late-night OBC commercials. Generally, they’re some variation of “what has the world come to,” “SMH,” or “one way ticket to STD town!” It’s always a pleasure to scoff back at them that we actually have our own OBC brand condoms, and that by […]
Talk about strong swimmers- according to TheHuffingtonPost, a man named Desmond Hatchett recently went to a judge to request a break on his child support payments. To 11 women. For 30 children. The Knoxville, Tennessee man claims he’s having trouble making ends meet from his minimum wage job, and wants the Tennessee courts to help […]
One of my favorite things in the world (behind Trader Joe’s brand cheese curls, Avery White Rascal beer, and watching people trip over curbs) is showing up to a bar just before closing time, completely sober. It is one of the funniest things a person can witness, because you get to see human beings fall […]
It seems like centuries since 2011, official year of the public brawl. When young ladies and gentleman (I use those terms loosely) would take to the streets or the dining area of their local Denny’s to knock the ever living sh*t out of each other. These fights tended to go down in America’s great states […]
Did you know there was an NBA team called the Oklahoma City Thunder? Uh, this was news to me, considering the only teams whose games I’d ever seen were the Lakers, the Celtics, the Mavericks and the Heat. Maybe there was a team called the Nuggets? That could just be me thinking of my late […]
The movie that spawned a thousand drunken catchphrases, from “LOOK HOW GOOD I LOOK” to “you are a gentleman and a scholar,” to “my apartment smells of rich mahogany” is coming back at us in sequel form, and OH MY GOD I CAN’T WAIT. I don’t know about you, but Anchorman (along with several other […]
As many people are pointing out, it would be next to impossible to perform those kind of athletic dance moves and sing at the same time. I understand physics and biology, so yeah, I GET THAT. Doesn’t mean I’m not going to add it to my ever-growing List of Chris Brown F-Ups, duh. (See: this, […]
