I would like to think that the writers at Cosmopolitan went to college for writing, or journalism, or English, or The Art of Coming of With Names For Vaginas, or something. With that assumption comes the second assumption that said writers also went to high school, and therefore took at least a couple science classes, […]
Guys, I’m starting to worry that the apocalypse is coming or something, because there is nothing going on in the interwebz. I guess the Kardashians made some music video, and the MTV Movie Awards happened, and last night was the finale of season 2 of Game of Thrones and don’t you DARE TELL ME WHAT […]
A couple days ago I received a bridal shower invitation in the mail that had Swarovski crystals embedded in the paper, and I remember thinking, “well THIS seems excessive.” Little did I know that just on the other side of the world there was someone taking actual DIAMONDS, crushing them up, turning them into paint, […]
I’m not sure if this song is #SOTS material, but I will say 90s slow-jammer Brian McKnight’s new song for the porn site YouPorn is… um, interesting. Please let me know if you find an uncensored version.
We’ve discussed in the past the fact that Florida is kind of an icky place. From their psychotic jilted husbands to their totally unreasonable laws to their public brawls, it seems like there is just something in the water that is making the people of Florida into total nutjobs. And after the most recent news […]
I know that Trojan condoms are the supposedly the highest selling in the world, likely because their name is symbolic and they’ve been well-tested for decades. However, if condom sales were based only on commercial wittiness, Durex would take the cake every time. In the past we’ve talked about how much we loved their ads, […]
If you’re anything like me, you might feel like you recognize Christina Milian from somewhere, but can’t put your finger on it. Was she a contestant on a reality dance show? A girlfriend on Entourage? A Nickelodeon child star? Turns out, it’s none of the above. A little Wikipedia search shows that she’s actually a […]
Sometimes, after a holiday weekend, a blogger forgets what day it is. Let’s not assume which blogger I’m talking about, but suffice it to say that sometimes they sit down at the computer and think it’s a Monday instead of Tuesday, and then they forget to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post, probably because their tummy […]
You’ve probably heard the news that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg married his long-term girlfriend Priscilla Chan last week. The internet has been abuzz with everything regarding the union, from how long they’ve been together, to how “small and cheap” the ring appeared, to, of course, racist Twitter comments about Priscilla’s ethnicity. What we find interesting, […]
