One of the most prevalent themes in porn these days is the idea of the “neglected housewife,” who hasn’t seen or been attended to by her husband in ages. She’s lonely, sad, and most of all, horny enough that a random untested and potentially homicidal plumber at the door is enough to rile up her […]
We’ve had many debates here at BCU, deciding what is more awesome, what is more awful, and sometimes even which bath-salts-ingesting criminal is more psychotic. It was only a matter of time before we got to a little skin-crawling, cringe-worthy edition of “Which is More Embarrassing,” and today is that day! First off, we have […]
This week’s Hump Day Hottie comes with an added bonus for those of us who were children in the 90s – a reminder that Men In Black III is hitting theaters in nine days! FINALLY, THE THREEQUEL WE’VE ALL BEEN DREAMING ABOUT! ALIENS! AWESOME WEAPONS! WILL SMITH! ALL OUR FAVORITE THINGS! MAY 25th!! Oh, and […]
It may not make any sense to those of us in the US of A, but according to the DailyMail, a new documentary in the UK is making waves for revealing a rather dastardly trend – women who use their good looks, some crafty lies, and the web to seduce men into buying them gifts. […]
I took a trip to New York City in 2004, and along with the Broadway plays, visits to the Empire State Building and Statue of Liberty, and necessary Times Square photo shoot, there was one thing I wanted to do – ride that half-boat, half-bus thing that tours you around the city via water AND […]
In the wake of that awful passive-aggressive text from earlier, it’s easy to become jaded about the idea of finding love. And being that you’re reading the blog of OnlineBootyCall.com, it’s likely that you aren’t even LOOKING for love in the first place. Still, though, you’ve got to admit that finding that butterflies-in-your-stomach, maybe-you’re-The-One, I’m-in-L-O-V-E […]
It’s official – our lord and savior Shawn Carter aka H.O.V.A aka Jay-Z has proclaimed that he supports gay marriage, so all you remaining folks who still weren’t sure about your position on the matter can finally rest your case. After Barack Obama’s recent announcement that he is in favor of legalizing gay marriage, many […]
We’ve all been there: heartbroken, disappointed, self-conscious and a little depressed. Even if it was just a couple dates, rejection hurts. And in a world where the rejection can happen in the form of a ten-word text, it’s even tougher to move on. However, we must adjust to a progressing world, by accepting break ups […]
Over here on the left coast, many college students are about to get out for summer. Some are graduating which means they’ll be pushed out of the nest and left to fend for themselves in the big scary world. Obviously, the best way to celebrate this newfound independence is to spend this weekend just getting […]
What’s that, you say? This is a day late, and Mother’s Day was yesterday, and I should be ashamed of myself for halfway typing this yesterday and forgetting to publish it? YEAH WELL QUIET, YOU. Some people were busy enjoying their own mothers to remember to remember to blog! I’m SORRY, OKAY? STOP YELLING, IT […]
