Some people are calling fake on this video, which shows a pretty young woman getting ready, walking through a crowd of people at a party, finding a young man who she has apparently been “dating” for two weeks (can you call it dating if it’s been less than a month really?), and proposing to him […]
In a perfect world, I would hear this story about Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina getting married to her long-time friend and think, how nice. That’s wonderful. After such a heartbreaking loss like that of one’s mother, it is nice to know that she will at least be able to have some sort of close […]
GENIUS ALERT. GENIUS ALERT. I REPEAT, THERE IS A GENIUS ON THE LOOSE. BEWARE OF TRUTH BOMBS.
Like your own mother kicked you in the face with a soccer ball.
I want so badly to feel bad for this guy. He looks so scared, from the second he prepares to go, and for the entirety of the experience, all the way to the end, when he makes a face that screams, “I just sh*t my pants and I don’t even care if you know it.” […]
Here’s a fun fact about me – I hail from the land of Puerto Rico! You can tell this fact about me because I have brown hair and thick eyebrows and an affinity for high top Nike tennis shoes. Whenever people find out this fact about me, though, they instantly ask if I speak Spanish, […]
This weekend is St. Patrick’s Day. Yep, you heard right – the quintessential day of drunk is falling on a weekend day this year, for the first time in years. Meaning, for those of us in who occasionally cocktail waitress for parties – you all are going to ruin my weekend. Sure, every year there […]
… is a very sad, emasculated man with fake boobs (and probably a fake butt, right?) and braids in herhis hair. While I’m not sure what music video this is for, BOY OH BOY I can not wait to see it and play “Guess Whose The Dude,” the drinking game. I don’t know who to […]
I’m not normally one for jealousy, but at this very moment it PAINS me to name this week’s Hump Day Hottie: Jessica Biel. While gorgeous and talented (and having one of the best asses in Hollywood), I have the inclination to despise this woman because she stole my future husband, singer/actor/designer/dancer/comedian/omnimpotent God Justin Timberlake. Sure, […]
ABC 7 News later redacted and corrected the error, not that it matters. TRIPLE CHECK YOUR TWEETS, ABC!
