Uh, NO, you guys, I am NOT talking about the annual day when pot smokers around celebrate their love of marijuana. Neither am I talking about the time of day when stoners often toke up, relaxing themselves after a long day of mind and/or back-breaking work under the watchful eye of The Man (aka the […]
img via TheWrap 2012 has been a great year. I’ve run 200 miles, gone on a couple vacations, tried a poached egg for the first time (NOPE), and seen the reincarnation of Tupac on stage. However, despite it being 4 months in, I’ve still been feeling as though the year hadn’t been properly kicked off. […]
img via jameswharris Generally when I imagine uses for robots, it’s in ways that would make my life easier. Like say robot maids, or robots that go to the DMV for you because sometimes you think you might murder someone there. I never really imagined robot prostitutes, because I (knock on wood) don’t need one. […]
In this day and age, it’s pretty hilarious that people are still SHOCKED and APPALLED anytime a celebrity or politician admits to smoking pot. For one, it comes out of the ground as a plant just like oregano. For two, it’s in the process of being legalized in several states. And for three, OH MY […]
I’ve never gotten into the show Dancing With the Stars. The concept just doesn’t appeal to me. I say that a lot, don’t I? “What DOES appeal to you then, Negative Nancy?” you might think… let me tell you: food shows, travel shows, and shows where they find cat skeletons under 6 years worth of […]
Riding on the same masochism train from earlier today, I decided to punish myself by watching this horrifying parody of Nicki Minaj’s song “Starships” by YouTube user BartBaker. With its terrifying visuals, sex-offender of a singer, and use of cats, it is a guaranteed hit on the interwebz. As for me? I guess I might […]
I made an internal promise to myself to never post another video about the world’s creepiest couple, but there are just some mornings when you feel like being rebellious and masochistic. Today appears to be one of those days, because I can’t help posting this video, the first in a series where Miss Courtney Stodden […]
The last 30-odd weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesday posts have been heart-warming and unexpected romances being born from hot hookups, and we are, of course, always excited to see monogamous relationships bloom. However, as a website called OnlineBootyCall.com, we’re also A-OK with less-conventional relationships too! This one, for example. Here is my story: my hub has […]
img via billboard This past weekend was a clusterf*ck of smelly hippies, wasted rich people pretending to be hippies, and disgusting porta-potty shenanigans, but Coachella Valley Music Festival is, at its core, about the music. So, what were the top 5 musical moments of Coachella? Let’s try and remember. 5. Justice: D.A.N.C.E: This eight minute […]
After about 18 hours of sleep, I have finally recovered enough from the weekend’s festivities to share some news, re-caps, reviews, and the occasional unrelated video because my brain is still a little scrambled-egg-like. First off – GERARD BUTLER DEFINITELY HAD SEX WITH A RANDOM IN A PORTA-POTTY AT COACHELLA. According to The Superficial, the […]
