This week, I was going to give the prestigious Hump Day Hottie award to a Miss Rosie Huntington-Whitley, for her stellar non-mom-jeans performance at Coachella this past weekend. Unlike 90% of her celeb counterparts, Rosie sported sexy duds, including flashing some bra, and we approve. BOY do we approve. However, we couldn’t say no to […]
The weather is strange in San Diego today. The winds are blowing but the air is warm, there are dark clouds rolling in but it’s not cold out. That means a storm is on the horizon. I don’t know about you, but springtime showers are the ultimate mood enhancer, if-you-know-what-I-mean. And it appears that it […]
What day is it? It’s the 24th of April, right? I am assuming that it is, because yesterday was the 23rd. I mean, we didn’t accidentally step into some time warp black hole and end up on April Fools Day, did we? IT MUST BE, RIGHT, because there is no way that this headline isn’t […]
Answer: Nerd Magic.
Upon the advent of TestiMOANial Tuesday and Hump Day Hottie Wednesday, I’ve been feeling recently like Monday needs something bright and cheery to detract from the daily grind of icky, awful, and straight-up unbearable that I normally throw at you. Perhaps something like “Kama Sutra Monday” where we share a sex position from the historically […]
In the past, I have made some rather “unsavory” comments about hip hop’s leading lady, Nicki Minaj. From my disparaging comments about her red carpet fashion picks and jewelry choices, to my remarks about her molesting members to the NBA, I realize that I might have been a BIT judgmental. So today, I’ve decided to […]
It’s early. I’m sorry that I have to rape your ears like this when your hair’s all rumpled and you still have your glasses on and your mouth smells like a basement and you haven’t even had your coffee yet. But this video was thrown in my face this weekend and I had to share […]
As you may recall from earlier in the week, Barbados’ bad girl Rihanna uploaded some controversial photos to her Instagram account showing her rolling joints and smoking massive blunts with Snoop Dogg himself (yes, the guy behind this book made of rolling papers). Looking back, it seems Rihanna was the perfect tour guide to lead […]
It’s halfway through Friday, and although some might say they have that “2 o’clock” feeling, I’d say that I have that “so tired it feels like I’m being chased by terrifying starved chickens that wouldn’t think twice before they mauled off my face and fed it to their babies” feeling. In other words, I feel […]
Speaking of things that should appeal to ANYONE, and not just someone under the influence of marijuana, here is a 3-minute video of ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER: local news reporters totally botching their lines. You’ve probably noticed that I have a “thing” for watching reporters awkwardly butcher their segments (see also: this, this, […]
