Tupac Showed Up at Coachella
THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. More tomorrow.
Sorry About This
I’m sorry that I’m showing you this video about safe sex for seniors, but what I’m NOT SORRY FOR is the fact that I’m not actually writing this post right now, I’m actually in a desert wonderland partying and watching awesome bands WHOOPSIE. However, never fear. I’ll be sure to tell you all about it […]
No Thank You: America Sunglasses
You know how sometimes it’s all bright out, and your eyes hurt so you put on your sunglasses and it’s like “ahh, yeah that’s way better,” but in your head you’re kind of disappointed because your sunglasses aren’t in an awkward, uncomfortable shape of a continent formed by millions and millions of years of erosion […]
4 Year Old Producer KJ is More Talented Than I Will Ever Be
Speaking of up and coming artists/a>, here is a kid who makes me feel depressed that the one thing I’m good at doing is combing the internet for videos of people failing at playing children’s characters.
5 Up and Coming Acts to Watch This Coachella
The Day of Days is upon us, friends! The day we pack up our stuff, say goodbye to cell phone service, and trudge into the desert (okay, Indio Valley, but it FEELS like a desert) for a weekend of music, partying, and photos that would make our parents cry themselves to sleep, either from shame […]
Hump Day Hottie: Katrina Bowden
I am not a big fan of most of what’s on television these days (see also: GET OFF MY LAWN, YOUR MUSIC IS TOO LOUD), but one of my favorite shows is still the NBC hit 30 Rock, written and produced by ex-SNL writer and star Tina Fey. The hilarious sitcom is full of borderline-psychotic […]
Is It Going to Rain At Coachella This Weekend?
For those of us who have been religiously checking the weather for Indio, CA, the venue for the Coachella Valley Music Festival this weekend, some interesting and curious info has arrived: it might rain on Friday. Now, for some, the news comes as an absolute disaster… they love the festival for its scorching temps and […]
A Teen Mom Got Married Again
I feel as though the creators of such shows as “16 and Pregnant” and “Teen Mom” should be tortured in some way that would lead to them sobbing their apologies to the world for what they’ve done. Unfortunately, my most evil form of torture (watching episodes of Teen Mom on repeat for 72 hours) is […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
Whenever I’m planning the week’s posts for the blog, I tend to mark one as “#TTuesday” to remind me to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post. However, I realized last night that that could stand for a number of things, including “Taco Tuesday.” Ever heard of it? No? It might be a San Diego thing, for […]
Sweet Brown Doesn’t Have Time For Bronchitis
Oh man, what a sad day for Antoine “Hide You Kids” Dodson… he’s about to be dethroned as the internet’s most beloved interviewee. Like Dodson, our new heroin Sweet Brown is concerned, theatrical, and bandana-d. Although the subject of this news story isn’t a rapist, it is an apartment fire and a time-consuming case of […]