I try to keep politics out of this blog as much as possible, because UGH, politics, but sometimes it’s impossible, especially when said politics is SO FREAKING STUPID IT’S PAINFUL. According to ThinkProgress.org, Missouri legislator Donna Lichtenegger recently posted a picture to her Facebook wall dubbed a “Californian to Texan” translation guide. The “chart” (I […]
I know I speak for all of us when I say thank GOD no one did this me as a child. On the other hand, as an adult I can openly and honestly say HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Not that I’m counting or anything, but Coachella Valley Music Festival is exactly 3 days, 13 hours, and 46 minutes away from the writing of this post, and as some might recall from this and this, I am very, very, VERYVERYVERY excited. So you’ll have to excuse me if this week is RIDDLED with posts […]
Alright LOOK. I’m not proud of it, but sometimes I go to the frozen section of the grocery store and I purchase, for consumption, frozen pizzas. I KNOW, I KNOW. It’s disgusting. The idea that a product that is made of bread and meat and vegetables could be frozen for weeks or months and then […]
About this time next week, yours truly will be pulling into the campground at the Coachella Valley Music Festival. For three nights, I (as well as my 20 person posse [yeah, I’m popular, so what]) will party, watch music, and eat disgusting amounts of fried food. All in all, it will be a weekend to […]
Ohhhhhh great, the Kim Kardashian publicity machine is at it again, and this time with the help of the media-magnet Kanye West. Just a day after reports swirled that Kanye and Kim may have hooked up earlier this week, it appears that Kanye is admitting that he may have been a catalyst in the break […]
And, when you look up “The Future” in the dictionary, you see this. I’m not sure what I’d rather have – Knight Rider PSAs or cyborg technology that will likely cause me to step in front of a bus.
That shouldn’t be a question that any of us have to ask ourselves ever, because who cares, but hey – let’s do it anyway. According to TMZ, Kim and Kanye saw a movie together last night, and then headed back to Kanye’s apartment. Then, like any sorority girl or hungover woman in stilettos knows, she […]
If you look in the dictionary under 1980’s, I believe this is what comes up.
What’s that, you ask? Do you get a DOUBLE WHAMMY of supermodel sexy in this week’s Hump Day Hotties post? Why yes, my friend. Yes you do. This week we have two women whose job it is to wear lingerie. So as you might have guessed, they are about as perfect as human beings could […]
