The last 30-odd weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesday posts have been heart-warming and unexpected romances being born from hot hookups, and we are, of course, always excited to see monogamous relationships bloom. However, as a website called OnlineBootyCall.com, we’re also A-OK with less-conventional relationships too! This one, for example. Here is my story: my hub has […]
img via billboard This past weekend was a clusterf*ck of smelly hippies, wasted rich people pretending to be hippies, and disgusting porta-potty shenanigans, but Coachella Valley Music Festival is, at its core, about the music. So, what were the top 5 musical moments of Coachella? Let’s try and remember. 5. Justice: D.A.N.C.E: This eight minute […]
After about 18 hours of sleep, I have finally recovered enough from the weekend’s festivities to share some news, re-caps, reviews, and the occasional unrelated video because my brain is still a little scrambled-egg-like. First off – GERARD BUTLER DEFINITELY HAD SEX WITH A RANDOM IN A PORTA-POTTY AT COACHELLA. According to The Superficial, the […]
THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. More tomorrow.
I’m sorry that I’m showing you this video about safe sex for seniors, but what I’m NOT SORRY FOR is the fact that I’m not actually writing this post right now, I’m actually in a desert wonderland partying and watching awesome bands WHOOPSIE. However, never fear. I’ll be sure to tell you all about it […]
You know how sometimes it’s all bright out, and your eyes hurt so you put on your sunglasses and it’s like “ahh, yeah that’s way better,” but in your head you’re kind of disappointed because your sunglasses aren’t in an awkward, uncomfortable shape of a continent formed by millions and millions of years of erosion […]
Speaking of up and coming artists/a>, here is a kid who makes me feel depressed that the one thing I’m good at doing is combing the internet for videos of people failing at playing children’s characters.
The Day of Days is upon us, friends! The day we pack up our stuff, say goodbye to cell phone service, and trudge into the desert (okay, Indio Valley, but it FEELS like a desert) for a weekend of music, partying, and photos that would make our parents cry themselves to sleep, either from shame […]
I am not a big fan of most of what’s on television these days (see also: GET OFF MY LAWN, YOUR MUSIC IS TOO LOUD), but one of my favorite shows is still the NBC hit 30 Rock, written and produced by ex-SNL writer and star Tina Fey. The hilarious sitcom is full of borderline-psychotic […]
For those of us who have been religiously checking the weather for Indio, CA, the venue for the Coachella Valley Music Festival this weekend, some interesting and curious info has arrived: it might rain on Friday. Now, for some, the news comes as an absolute disaster… they love the festival for its scorching temps and […]
