DEAR GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S ALREADY APRIL?!?!?!? I’m starting to get nervous that I won’t get everything done that’s on my End Of The World Bucket List. I haven’t finished planting my vegetable garden yet, and I still have to yet to meet and seduce Ryan Gosling. I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER. There […]
Well, THIS was bound to happen – according to RadarOnline, one of the winners of this weekend’s MegaMillions lottery (the biggest amount for a lottery of all time) is coming under heat from her co-workers at McDonald’s, because they claim they all chipped in for the ticket that won the big bucks ($218 million dollars!). […]
The recent Trayvon Martin story has been confusing, heart-breaking, and at times infuriating. Whichever side you take, it’s clear that the loss of a young man is a tragedy, and that the justice system should investigate the story to the full extent of the law. However, when a group decides to go so far as […]
Look, I understand that sex sells. After all, if it weren’t for that fact, this dating site wouldn’t exist. However, there are certain times when advertising companies lose ALL CREATIVITY and instead just throw a hot chick in hardly any clothes in front of a camera and call it a commercial. Recent Sports Illustrated cover […]
Did you buy a lottery ticket on Friday? I know I did. Despite the knowledge that the lottery is a “tax on the stupid,” I (and most everyone I knew) threw down a few dollars on the very minuscule chance that I could be a multi-millionaire. Obviously, of course, I didn’t win a dollar, because […]
Good morning, happy Monday, welcome to April, blah blah blah, now stop eating your Captain Crunch and prepare your gag reflex for the most disgusting news since that guy dude from Lost married that old woman pretending to be a teenager. According to Reuters, a Chinese tradition has been revealed that brings a whole new […]
Sometimes, you’re just having a bad day. A bad WEEK, even. You’re tired and grumpy and nothing tastes good and you just want to pull the covers over your head because the sun is too bright and sleep for a year or two. BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IT’S FRIDAY, and you find a […]
As a fairly short human being – no, let’s be honest – as a freakishly short human being, I am always impressed and proud when I see one of my fellow vertically-challenged compadres succeeding in a field generally reserved for the tall. When Darren Sproles had his impressive season on the Chargers I immediately bought […]
I know that our generation is a bunch of people who, for some reason, really enjoy feeling uncomfortable and awkward and squirmy when they are watching TV and movies. That’s how The Office got so popular, and how this was a viral phenomenon, and how a movie like Borat could be a smash at the […]
Everyone always pretends like road trips are awesome, but let it be known: THEY ARE NOT AWESOME. Sure, they start awesome, with everyone yelling “ROAD TRIIIIIIP!” over and over again, and laughing and sharing snacks and talking about different stops to make. But then about 2 hours into the drive, when you realize your buddy […]
