Just kidding. Or am I? I am. Naked pictures! But they’re fake. I think? Probably. They’re not. Yeah, I’m sorry, that was a vicious play on your emotions. But that’s what I went through last night when I heard the mind-blowing news that super-hot celebs Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks’ phones had been hacked, and […]
Sometimes I get nervous walking near the china and glass area of department stores because I am scared I’ll get an irrepressible urge to knock everything off the shelves. The same fear happens near cliff edges, because what if I get the desire to fling myself off into the abyss?! And then I’m like, WHAT […]
Last week we brought you the painfully uncomfortable video of teen idol Zac Efron dropping a condom on the red carpet for his new movie, Dr. Suess’ The Lorax. His awkward giggle and clearly raised heart rate was enough to convince us that it was an honest mistake, and not some weird attempt at distancing […]
I just returned from a trip to Portland, Oregon (as you know because we are good friends and I sent you a postcard), and I recall that a friend I was visiting said that people don’t watch much professional sports up there. They don’t have a professional football or baseball team, and the Trail Blazers, […]
Those weird birthday feelings I experienced this morning apparently weren’t completely unfounded, as the Birthday Heard Round the World is actually happening today: Second-coming-of-Canadian-Christ Justin Bieber FINALLY 18 years old. According to The Daily Mail, however, his birthday wasn’t rung in with a statistics exam, a misshapen chocolate cake, and a pack of cigarettes (as […]
I always remember in high school, people assumed that the band geeks were all celibate, sex-deprived nerds with no knowledge of the clitoris. However, that the truth was far different, and I walked in on it one early morning while taking a short cut through the band room to get to the theatre (year, I […]
It’s not my birthday, but I thought my twenty-don’tworryaboutit might have come early when I heard that conservative “journalist” and certified evil-a**hole Andrew Breitbart passed away of natural causes this morning at 43. I am not one to celebrate the death of any human being, but I am relieved to know that no one will […]
It looks like Rihanna finally snapped this past weekend after all the slack she’s been handed for performing a duet with Chris Brown, her ex-boyfriend, the one who is crazy and has severe anger issues and oh yeah, once punched Rihanna in the face so hard it looked like a smooshed banana. According to WWTDD, […]
I’m in a fantastic mood today! Why? Is it because I caved and bought Cinnamon Toast Crunch this week despite knowing it has the same nutritional value as the box it’s packaged in? Nope! Is it because I got 13 hours of sleep last night due to a minor cold and a major dose of […]
SURE, he’s definitely just reciting lines that his parents are feeding him, and YES, a majority of the jokes do play off racial stereotypes in a way that might not be the most politically correct, and okay FINE, some of the things he is saying sound a TEENSY TINY BIT ABUSIVE, but HEY – this […]
