What concerns me most about this video isn’t that they have clearly greased the floor of a children’s arcade, or that this kid is one wrong move away from flipping that thing and shattering his skull, or the strangely depressing Metric song in the background. It’s the fact that there are several people that walk […]
You know a video is good when it can potentially give you seizures, that’s what I’ve always said. Other things I’ve always said: THAT SH*T CRAY.
Pop quiz, everyone! I know, I know. It’s Thursday, who would’ve thought there’d be a quiz on a Thursday?! But hey – this is BCU, and you need to be prepared. Have you been reading the material? Making flash cards? Practicing your vocabulary? It’s cunni-LING-us, not CUNN-inglingus. Well, here we go: What is in the […]
This gender-role-reversal video is pretty accurate, we’d say, especially the awkward “Mother Hen” friend who always tries to get their friends to leave when they aren’t getting hit on. Now if only chicks were ballsy enough to really be like that after a hook up. Sigh… someday…
Now if THAT doesn’t make you want to buy a crate of Durex condoms (or OBC’s condoms, either one), I don’t know what would! Banned or not, this ad did it’s job. Consider me sold.
I guarantee you that they picked this blondie to interview because she is super cute and has another pair of super cute legs in spandex wrapped around her head. You know what they say, sex sells, even on daytime news shows which are the least-sexy thing in the world. However, they must have instantly regretted […]
After nearly 30 weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesdays, OnlineBootyCall got a little press about the matchmaking service we didn’t know we ran! We were just as surprised as you might have been that a website like OBC would help people find more than just booty calls, it helps them find love! With countless romantic stories (and […]
You know what’s obnoxious? When you’re doing some online shopping for, oh, I don’t know, Belgian waffle irons because damnit you love Belgian waffles and you deserve to eat them everyday, and then BAM, on the side of the screen some cheesy ass dating site ad pops up that’s like, “this ridiculously hot 18 year […]
Do you remember where you were when Brandy and Monica’s 1998 duet “The Boy is Mine” hit the airwaves? I do. My best friend and I were locked in my bedroom making up dance routines and lip syncing to this song. There was a slightly bitter smell in the air because we both DID like […]
A quick perusal of Black Milk Clothing’s website shows a distinct similarity to the controversial company American Apparel. From their models to the clothing style to the website design to even the FONT, just squinting a bit could make you mistake Black Milk Clothing for AA. I’m sure that’s not what they were going for […]
