Here’s a fun fact about me – I hail from the land of Puerto Rico! You can tell this fact about me because I have brown hair and thick eyebrows and an affinity for high top Nike tennis shoes. Whenever people find out this fact about me, though, they instantly ask if I speak Spanish, […]
This weekend is St. Patrick’s Day. Yep, you heard right – the quintessential day of drunk is falling on a weekend day this year, for the first time in years. Meaning, for those of us in who occasionally cocktail waitress for parties – you all are going to ruin my weekend. Sure, every year there […]
… is a very sad, emasculated man with fake boobs (and probably a fake butt, right?) and braids in herhis hair. While I’m not sure what music video this is for, BOY OH BOY I can not wait to see it and play “Guess Whose The Dude,” the drinking game. I don’t know who to […]
I’m not normally one for jealousy, but at this very moment it PAINS me to name this week’s Hump Day Hottie: Jessica Biel. While gorgeous and talented (and having one of the best asses in Hollywood), I have the inclination to despise this woman because she stole my future husband, singer/actor/designer/dancer/comedian/omnimpotent God Justin Timberlake. Sure, […]
ABC 7 News later redacted and corrected the error, not that it matters. TRIPLE CHECK YOUR TWEETS, ABC!
As much as this movie terrified me as a child and gave me nightmares (that tunnel, MY GOD), I have to admit that this remix is pretty friggin’ sweet. Let’s get this Wednesday started!
After a week of disastrous marriages (think Dennis Quaid and this twice-mistress), it seems a good time to remind our readers that yes, LOVE DOES EXIST OUT THERE, and we aren’t opposed to it. We just believe that people should start looking for love in new ways. Instead of thinking that the steps have to […]
Looks like it’s not only men that aren’t built for marriage – according to Radar Online, a woman with whom 300 star Gerard Butler had an affair last year has gotten divorced, but this isn’t the first time. Radar claims that the woman’s first marriage ended with a celebrity affair as well – to rocker […]
I’ll be honest: i f***ing LOVE my Snuggie. I know it’s a total gag gift, and when I received three of them from family members a couple years ago for Christmas, I should have laughed it off and donated them to charity. But instead I gave two away as re-gifts and held onto the bright […]
I had no idea who Heather Morris was until this morning, but that’s probably because I am a grown adult who doesn’t watch TV shows about high schoolers and she is a star on the TV show Glee. However, when the word “nude scandal” pops up on my news feed, what am I supposed to […]
