When I shout the word “SNOOKI!” what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it the THIS classic video? Is it the totally TMI news that she got a UTI from having too much messy anal sex? Or perhaps just the image of her getting dragged of the beaches of Jersey for being […]
There are many things in life that are short but sweet: a run-in with a friend you haven’t seen in ages, a hilarious episode of your favorite TV show, an awesome one-night stand, your daily allotted Thin Mint cookie because you’ve really been putting a lot of weight on recently and Spring is nearly here […]
LUNCH BREAK, everyone! And by lunch break I mean stop eating lunch because OH MY GOD YOU’RE ABOUT TO THROW UP FOR SURE. (note: I am aware that I probably should rename this blog “The Official Advertisement Blog for TLC’s Strange Addiction”, but I can’t help sharing the ridiculous promos for this show. From the […]
So, last week I got in my car at around 9 pm to run to Vons and grab some late-night blogging snacks (I like to go with beef jerky and M&Ms, although in a pinch Goldfish crackers will do), when my car started making this absolutely HORRIFIC noise. It sounded like a belt, and it […]
I would like to say, “WHAT A DOUCHE, CARRYING THAT TINY PURSE!” I would like to say, “uh, while we’re on the subject, what is with that tight purple shirt?!” I would like to say, “he looks like he’s walking on the catwalk for Not Even Gay Dudes Approve Clothing Co.” But unfortunately, this guy […]
Just kidding. Or am I? I am. Naked pictures! But they’re fake. I think? Probably. They’re not. Yeah, I’m sorry, that was a vicious play on your emotions. But that’s what I went through last night when I heard the mind-blowing news that super-hot celebs Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks’ phones had been hacked, and […]
Sometimes I get nervous walking near the china and glass area of department stores because I am scared I’ll get an irrepressible urge to knock everything off the shelves. The same fear happens near cliff edges, because what if I get the desire to fling myself off into the abyss?! And then I’m like, WHAT […]
Last week we brought you the painfully uncomfortable video of teen idol Zac Efron dropping a condom on the red carpet for his new movie, Dr. Suess’ The Lorax. His awkward giggle and clearly raised heart rate was enough to convince us that it was an honest mistake, and not some weird attempt at distancing […]
I just returned from a trip to Portland, Oregon (as you know because we are good friends and I sent you a postcard), and I recall that a friend I was visiting said that people don’t watch much professional sports up there. They don’t have a professional football or baseball team, and the Trail Blazers, […]
Those weird birthday feelings I experienced this morning apparently weren’t completely unfounded, as the Birthday Heard Round the World is actually happening today: Second-coming-of-Canadian-Christ Justin Bieber FINALLY 18 years old. According to The Daily Mail, however, his birthday wasn’t rung in with a statistics exam, a misshapen chocolate cake, and a pack of cigarettes (as […]
