Awkward Kristin Welcomes Us to the Weekend
Ugh, it’s like you can TASTE the awkward. GET OUT OF THE WAY, KRISTIN! HURRY UP, WEEKEND!
Incredible Polio Surviving Dancer
Don’t get me wrong, I am still highly impressed by people who are amazing at dancing on their working legs. As a person who looks like a seizuring walrus on methamphetamine when dancing (seriously, my lack of rhythm is almost impressive), just about any dancing is incredible to me. So videos like this, this, and […]
Did Zac Efron Accidentally Drop a Condom on the Red Carpet?
In this video that’s beginning to spread like wildfire (or a particularly strong strain of chlamydia, I guess), Disney star Zac Efron appears to accidentally drop a condom on the red carpet of his newest movie, The Lorax, while trying to hand something to his assistant. He definitely LOOKS embarrassed, mortified even, as he giggles […]
Raiders Quarterback Gets Cold Feet HOURS Before the Wedding
Thank God he doesn’t play football with this kind of hesitation: according to the Daily Mail, Oakland Radiers quarterback Jason Campbell was just hours away from getting married in the Dominican Republic when he got cold feet and called off the wedding, despite their wedding party and guests already attending the pre-wedding reception. According to […]
Nicki Minaj Before She Was Famous
It’s always funny to see celebrities before they were famous, because it reminds you that they too are just weird, sloppy bags of guts attempting to make it in this world. And if said sloppy ball of guts happens to also have turned into someone that wore both THIS and THIS at one point, it’s […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
Sometimes a person, and I won’t say who, forgets that it’s a three-day weekend and therefore forgets that Tuesday is the first day of the week and THEREFORE forgets to post the weekkly testiMOANials. Sometimes that just happens and that person is very sorry that they forgot but they realize their mistake so you shouldn’t […]
Dumb Criminal Alert
Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don’t have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail, 23-year-old Andrew Burls participated in the London rioting this past August has been arrested and jailed for setting fire to […]
Back to Work!
I’m already over this week. If only I had THIS guy’s energy!
TGIF – Your Weird Weekend Video
After a day chock full of massive, life-threatening breasts and tips on how to make this weekend absolutely booty-full, it’s time to wind down the day with a little weirdness to get you in the holiday weekend mood. I scoured the interwebz looking for the strangest, most confusing videos this week, but miraculously, the best […]
3 Tips to Getting President’s Day Booty
Did you know Monday is a holiday? I did not know until five minutes ago, which makes it NOT ONLY a three day weekend, but also a SURPRISE three day weekend! Merry Christmas/ and/or Presidents Day to me! I realize, though, that a three-day weekend in the middle of February isn’t nearly as awesome as […]