I always remember in high school, people assumed that the band geeks were all celibate, sex-deprived nerds with no knowledge of the clitoris. However, that the truth was far different, and I walked in on it one early morning while taking a short cut through the band room to get to the theatre (year, I […]
It’s not my birthday, but I thought my twenty-don’tworryaboutit might have come early when I heard that conservative “journalist” and certified evil-a**hole Andrew Breitbart passed away of natural causes this morning at 43. I am not one to celebrate the death of any human being, but I am relieved to know that no one will […]
It looks like Rihanna finally snapped this past weekend after all the slack she’s been handed for performing a duet with Chris Brown, her ex-boyfriend, the one who is crazy and has severe anger issues and oh yeah, once punched Rihanna in the face so hard it looked like a smooshed banana. According to WWTDD, […]
I’m in a fantastic mood today! Why? Is it because I caved and bought Cinnamon Toast Crunch this week despite knowing it has the same nutritional value as the box it’s packaged in? Nope! Is it because I got 13 hours of sleep last night due to a minor cold and a major dose of […]
SURE, he’s definitely just reciting lines that his parents are feeding him, and YES, a majority of the jokes do play off racial stereotypes in a way that might not be the most politically correct, and okay FINE, some of the things he is saying sound a TEENSY TINY BIT ABUSIVE, but HEY – this […]
Real quick tangent back to yesterday’s post about my Spirit Airlines/missing luggage/worst Monday morning ever incident: It should also be noted that while on a layover in Las Vegas at 7 am, I was forced to eat a WHOPPER from Burger King for breakfast. At the time, sleepy, hungover, and starving, the burger was like […]
It’s that time of week again, where we learn of folks who became more than friends. They thought they’d only meet booty calls, but instead found friendship, love, and all! While other sites promise marriage and don’t succeed, these testiMOANials prove OBC is the best, indeed! “I met a special person who was interested in […]
I’ve long given up on the Academy Awards, what about you? I mean, I generally use the nominations as a short list of movies I should go see in the coming year (and by “go see” I mean Netflix months after they come out on DVD), but other than that, I’ve come to the conclusion […]
Well, it looks like Ben and Jerry’s ice cream company has decided to jump on the recent racism trend that has exploded since the success of Knicks star Jeremy Lin. According to Gothamist, the Vermont-based company created a new flavor of ice cream called “Taste the Lin-sanity,” which in it’s first batch included PIECES OF […]
Pardon me for the delay in posts this morning, I had a flight back home from Portland, OR this morning, and the LOVELY and WONDERFUL airline lost all the baggage that I totally didn’t need at all! This past weekend, professional bowler Pete Weber won a record breaking fifth US Open Title. This is something […]
