The Real Meaning of MPH
GENIUS ALERT. GENIUS ALERT. I REPEAT, THERE IS A GENIUS ON THE LOOSE. BEWARE OF TRUTH BOMBS.
This is How Monday Feels
Like your own mother kicked you in the face with a soccer ball.
Terrified Man on a Mono Bobsled
I want so badly to feel bad for this guy. He looks so scared, from the second he prepares to go, and for the entirety of the experience, all the way to the end, when he makes a face that screams, “I just sh*t my pants and I don’t even care if you know it.” […]
Will Ferrell Doing an Interview Entirely in Spanish
Here’s a fun fact about me – I hail from the land of Puerto Rico! You can tell this fact about me because I have brown hair and thick eyebrows and an affinity for high top Nike tennis shoes. Whenever people find out this fact about me, though, they instantly ask if I speak Spanish, […]
Guinness’ St. Patrick’s Day Ad
This weekend is St. Patrick’s Day. Yep, you heard right – the quintessential day of drunk is falling on a weekend day this year, for the first time in years. Meaning, for those of us in who occasionally cocktail waitress for parties – you all are going to ruin my weekend. Sure, every year there […]
Jennifer Lopez’s Stunt Double…
… is a very sad, emasculated man with fake boobs (and probably a fake butt, right?) and braids in herhis hair. While I’m not sure what music video this is for, BOY OH BOY I can not wait to see it and play “Guess Whose The Dude,” the drinking game. I don’t know who to […]
Hump Day Hottie: Jessica Biel
I’m not normally one for jealousy, but at this very moment it PAINS me to name this week’s Hump Day Hottie: Jessica Biel. While gorgeous and talented (and having one of the best asses in Hollywood), I have the inclination to despise this woman because she stole my future husband, singer/actor/designer/dancer/comedian/omnimpotent God Justin Timberlake. Sure, […]
Quite Possibly the Best Typo on Twitter Ever
ABC 7 News later redacted and corrected the error, not that it matters. TRIPLE CHECK YOUR TWEETS, ABC!
Willy Wonka Remix
As much as this movie terrified me as a child and gave me nightmares (that tunnel, MY GOD), I have to admit that this remix is pretty friggin’ sweet. Let’s get this Wednesday started!
TestiMOANial Tuesday
After a week of disastrous marriages (think Dennis Quaid and this twice-mistress), it seems a good time to remind our readers that yes, LOVE DOES EXIST OUT THERE, and we aren’t opposed to it. We just believe that people should start looking for love in new ways. Instead of thinking that the steps have to […]