I’ve long given up on the Academy Awards, what about you? I mean, I generally use the nominations as a short list of movies I should go see in the coming year (and by “go see” I mean Netflix months after they come out on DVD), but other than that, I’ve come to the conclusion […]
Well, it looks like Ben and Jerry’s ice cream company has decided to jump on the recent racism trend that has exploded since the success of Knicks star Jeremy Lin. According to Gothamist, the Vermont-based company created a new flavor of ice cream called “Taste the Lin-sanity,” which in it’s first batch included PIECES OF […]
Pardon me for the delay in posts this morning, I had a flight back home from Portland, OR this morning, and the LOVELY and WONDERFUL airline lost all the baggage that I totally didn’t need at all! This past weekend, professional bowler Pete Weber won a record breaking fifth US Open Title. This is something […]
Ugh, it’s like you can TASTE the awkward. GET OUT OF THE WAY, KRISTIN! HURRY UP, WEEKEND!
Don’t get me wrong, I am still highly impressed by people who are amazing at dancing on their working legs. As a person who looks like a seizuring walrus on methamphetamine when dancing (seriously, my lack of rhythm is almost impressive), just about any dancing is incredible to me. So videos like this, this, and […]
In this video that’s beginning to spread like wildfire (or a particularly strong strain of chlamydia, I guess), Disney star Zac Efron appears to accidentally drop a condom on the red carpet of his newest movie, The Lorax, while trying to hand something to his assistant. He definitely LOOKS embarrassed, mortified even, as he giggles […]
Thank God he doesn’t play football with this kind of hesitation: according to the Daily Mail, Oakland Radiers quarterback Jason Campbell was just hours away from getting married in the Dominican Republic when he got cold feet and called off the wedding, despite their wedding party and guests already attending the pre-wedding reception. According to […]
It’s always funny to see celebrities before they were famous, because it reminds you that they too are just weird, sloppy bags of guts attempting to make it in this world. And if said sloppy ball of guts happens to also have turned into someone that wore both THIS and THIS at one point, it’s […]
Sometimes a person, and I won’t say who, forgets that it’s a three-day weekend and therefore forgets that Tuesday is the first day of the week and THEREFORE forgets to post the weekkly testiMOANials. Sometimes that just happens and that person is very sorry that they forgot but they realize their mistake so you shouldn’t […]
Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don’t have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail, 23-year-old Andrew Burls participated in the London rioting this past August has been arrested and jailed for setting fire to […]
