It’s so close to being Super Bowl weekend, you guys! “But the Super Bowl is only on Sunday!” you might be thinking – wrong. Super Bowl begins tonight, when you argue with your friends about who is going to win, and then tomorrow, when you prepare for the big party by stocking up on chips, […]
Sometimes you wake up in the morning in a great mood for absolutely no reason. You spring out of bed with a smile on your face and all seems right with the world and yet you haven’t even had your coffee yet! I’m in one of those moods today, can you guess why? Is it […]
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To be fair, I would do the same thing if some douche in those shorts came up and started f***ing around with my breakfast. RUDE.
I don’t think that’s what they meant, Lil Tee.
When Justin Bieber released a Christmas steampunk music video late last year, genuine steampunks (those people that walk around looking like futuristic broken clocks) were infuriated. How could this little twerp take their sacred lifestyle and share it with teenage girls? HE TOTALLY RUUUIIIIINED EVERYYYYTHIIIIIIIING. So I wonder how they feel about the video from […]
This morning I woke up, got out of bed, stumbled to the kitchen to get some coffee and pour a bowl of cereal, and then on my way to my computer, I tripped over the power cord to my laptop and it pulled my laptop off my desk and onto my foot and I spilled […]
Because sometimes at a bar, you just want to drink something that will make you vomit twice: once while looking at it, and again the next morning. (Although we gotta admit, it looks pretty cool) According to LatinRapper.com: “To make an alien brain hemorrhage cocktail, fill a shot glass halfway with peach schnapps. Gently pour […]
I remember explaining to my little brother when he was about 8 years old that the world wasn’t always a happy place. Bad things just happen, and there is nothing you can do about it, so it’s important to embrace and really appreciate all the good parts of life, like your family and friends and […]
Sure, this might not be to the caliber of a man climbing out of an airplane and hanging on to the wing while it rolls and then sky diving from it, but it’s definitely a close second, right? No? Ugh, I can’t even tell anymore. My impressive sensors are now completely out of whack.
