If you haven’t been able to tell over the past two years of this blog, I am terrible at making decisions. I can never decide which criminal is more dumb, which video is more awesome, or which smuggling cavity is more disgusting. I always need input from you, my fantastic readers, and this Which is […]
Did you participate in any fantasy football leagues this season? I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. Are you a young adult male with an interest in sports? Then you probably found yourself making some bets this past few months that ended pretty poorly for your wallet. I know a person who made a $300 bet […]
This is a strange case of ominous health message or SEVERE drama queen outburst: according TheDailyMail, rapper 50 Cent took to Twitter in the last couple days to share some strange, mysterious news, that he doesn’t think he’s “gonna live much longer,” among other things. 50 Cent, whose successes aren’t just in the music world […]
Coming to an iPhone near you from the country that brought you sharking is a cringe-worthy app that silences the smartphone’s camera function, thus allowing creeps around the word to take pictures of people (namely women) without their consent or knowledge, according to MercuryNews. The app, which can be upgraded to a version which […]
Marriage: the most sacred, meaningful, and important institution our species celebrates, or so we’ve been told… but definitely not to famous-for-being-snubbed Brandi Glanville, a Real Houswives star whose husband famously left her for country singer Leann Rimes. According to Radar Online, Glanville got married in a ridiculous drunken ceremony in Las Vegas and then […]
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Happy Hump Day?
Apparently it’s “Celebrity Charity Week” on The Price is Ri– Okay, I’m sorry, let me restart this. APPARENTLY, The Price is Right is still a show, and is actually still relevant enough to get celebrities to come on to the show! And I’m not talking about USA Network stars or reality show contestants; I’m talking […]
Ah yes, everyone, it wouldn’t be a day on the internet without someone doing something stupid on video, and the first FAIL of the year is definitely going to show up on the end of 2012 “top fail videos of the year” post. Check out this clip of a guy who clearly has his life […]
Well, it’s official: we’ve left 2011 in the dust (and what a year it was, huh?) and have greeted 2012 with a mad hangover and a promise to never eat Mexican food that late ever again. Seriously. Ever. So, to get the taste of vomit and huevos rancheros out of your mouth, we’ve decided to […]
As the year comes to a close, we have to step back from our usual penis-joke-peddling stage and give a warm thank you to all the readers, commenters, angry bystanders, and people who accidentally came across the blog on StumbleUpon and stayed for 3 minutes, because without all of you the blog would not be […]
