The Human Dolphin
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Cover Leaked
It seems like so long ago that we learned America’s favorite coke head troubled princess Lindsay Lohan had decided to show us her naughty bits in a Playboy spread that reportedly brought her over $750,000. So I nearly forgot about the whole situation until this morning when I came across a Gawker post claiming to […]
2012 Pirelli Calendar is Here (NSFW)
The 2012 Pirelli calendar, which I always thought had something to do with tires but apparently only has to do with boobies, has arrived just in time for the holiday season. I’m not exactly sure who you would buy this gift for… maybe a creepy cousin or that neighbor that’s been single for eight years, […]
Idiot Robs a Wal Mart on Shop With a Cop Day
So, you thought that attempting to mug an MMA fighter was bad? Well, at least Anthony Miranda didn’t KNOW the dude was a professional ass-kicker. In this next dumb-ass criminal story, we may have found someone even MORE deserving of a Darwin award! Mr. Timothy Randall Clark must be a few brain cells short of […]
Mythbusters Cannonball Shot into Neighborhood
Never before hath a Mythbuster experiment induced so many “OH SH*T”s. Next Myth: will the Mythbusters be able to keep their jobs after almost maiming like, 40 people?
New FDA Approved Hangover Cure
Dry mouth. Pounding head. Queasy stomach, probably related to the nacho cheese smeared across your pillow. We all have experienced those mornings where we swear we’ll never drink again. Of course that promise is rarely kept, so how wonderful would it be if those miserable Sunday mornings could never happen again? I KNOW, IT SOUNDS […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
As the holidays get closer, many people join dating sites like eHarmony and Match looking for their soulmate, or at least someone to act like their soul mate throughout the season. Usually, that doesn’t work, and people end up spending Christmas Eve with their families, thinking themselves to be unlovable and contemplating jumping out a […]
Creepiest Burger King Ad Ever
No thank you.
Don’t Try and Mug an MMA Fighter
Meet Anthony Miranda, the idiot unfortunate mugger whose most recent victim turned the tables and made HIM a victim. According to Gawker, he planned to mug a 33-year-old man at a stoplight by asking for a light and then pulling a gun, demanding all his valuables. After taking his wallet and cash, Miranda then ordered […]
The Biggest Penises in the EU
Romantic to the point of creepy, baguettes, cigarettes and an inattention to hygiene: these are all the things we tend to think of when someone mentions French dudes. But it may be time to reverse that stereotype, because it turns out they’re also rockin’ some of the biggest packages in the whole European Union! According […]