Talk about a cure for the Mondays! This makes me sad that I didn’t stay home to watch SNL this weekend instead of having a stellar time change party (just kidding not really). I have to say, although SNL has been getting flak for not living up to its 1970s hey-days, these people are still […]
It’s that time of year again, people. This Sunday, we set our clocks back an hour, thus officially ending the sweet Summery nights and kicking off the misery of Winter. If you think I’m a bitter, angry human being on Tuesdays, then you should see me the day after Daylight Savings Time ends. Not only […]
You know, I think it’s kinda cool when grown men have silly hobbies, like painting miniatures, or reading comic books, or collecting Star Wars memorabilia. It shows that they have a playful side, and that they don’t take themselves too seriously. The key words in that sentence are “silly,” “hobbies,” and “don’t take themselves too […]
We like where your mind went, Kara, but um… no.
“It’s a gift – you keep a gift.” – Kris Jenner “ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?” – The World
ANNNNND my birthday is officially over. Have a nice day.
I imagine that this is what the apocalypse sounds like. I’m going back to bed.
After reading this clearly misogynistic, but also CLEARLY AMAZING ad for a beer glass that holds sixty ounces of beer, I wonder if I should switch professions and write cynical and bitter advertising lines. I think I’d be good at it. Examples: [An ad for a fancy tie] “This tie is not only maroon […]
GET IT? SNAKES ON A PLANE REFERENCE! You know how jokes about movies that are 5 years old are great and always funny, right? They are always funny! HAHA! Wait what? What’s that? Am I in an oddly good mood? Uh, no! Not that I know of! I mean, it’s not like anything exciting is […]
Before today, we would normally agree with the idea that the need for sex is a natural part of life. We’d say that repressing your desires is unhealthy both mentally and physically for human beings who are biologically pre-disposed to want some booty! However, we now realize that statement is false. It’s not a natural […]
