Remember MadLibs? The awesome game where you made up hilariously nonsensical stories by inserting random (usually poop-related) words into otherwise normal stories to make them totally ABSURD? That’s how I feel about this next crime story, featuring a couple arguing over freezer space. According to the Smoking Gun, Edna Verdin became F***ING FURIOUS on Sunday […]
I should rephrase that. Beyonce forces one of her biggest fans who is clearly DEATHLY HORRIFICALLY TERRIFIED of talking public LET ALONE SINGING to try and hit a note that LITERALLY ONLY BEYONCE can hit, despite knowing that it would be filmed and ridiculed on YouTube for the rest of her days on this godawful […]
Rihanna on WhoSay What with the drug use, alcohol abuse, cigarettes, partial nudity, sex, stealing, and glorification of general debauchery, I don’t see any reason why any sort of morality groups could POSSIBLY GET ANGRY about this video. Right?
We at BCU have always known that a more casual attitude toward sex could lower the divorce rate, heighten the public morale, lower stress, and improve peoples’ health. What we didn’t know, is that ladies desire for various partners (that they have been forced to keep hidden beneath pretend prudishness) may in fact be inherent […]
Yesterday evening, I was on a run in my neighborhood, blasting Kanye in my headphones and probably singing it out loud, who knows really, when I realized that people were staring at me kind of weird from the sidewalks. Handsome men with dogs smiled and then recoiled, women with babies furrowed their brows and pushed […]
People often say that they don’t believe in dating sites because of the lack of a female presence. Or, in less kind terms, IT IS A SAUSAGE FEST. And for most dating sites, we’d agree this is true. However, after analyzing this week’s member delete reasons, we realize that OBC clearly does NOT have this […]
Oh Shia. Shia Shia Shia. You were so TOUGH for a very brief few minutes in Transformers when you weren’t getting saved by a Chevy Tahoe-turned-robot-superhero! And you were also so tough that one time on the cover of Details magazine when you implied that you slept with Megan Fox even though she was married! […]
If you have been living in a cave under a rock in the Afghanistan desert and are also deaf and blind and don’t have Twitter, you may not have heard about the release of the iPhone 4S, Apple’s most recent smart phone that, of course, is both impressing and DEPRESSING Apple fan-boys around the world. […]
What I will never understand is why celebrities make such STUPID choices when breaking the law. When Lindsey Lohan got busted for her DUI, why didn’t she have a driver? When Paris Hilton got caught with cocaine, why didn’t she leave it in her 2,000-a-night hotel? When TI got out of jail, WHY DID HE […]
Gentleman, I can not force you to believe what I say is true. I can beg and I can plead and I can sob at your feet, but you may say NAY, I SHAN’T BELIEVE YOU. I can only present you the facts to you that I know to be true, and let you come […]
