Before you scroll down, let’s just remember that this woman was making hit songs before many of you were born. She is old. She is, by entertainment industry standards, old as F***. She is not a born-in-the-80s pop star raised on Disney salaries and baby-foreskin face creams. She could be a grandma, so just… you […]
Sure, we might not have flying cars and robot maids and weird, airborne bubble homes, but we do have ladies like Judy Jetson these days, so maybe we really HAVE reached the future! Also, “my cousin”? Since when did Judy Jetson live in Space-Alabama?
Ah yes, the sweet sweet return of Dumb Criminal posts, how I have longed for thee. Nothing… not Chris Brown being called gay, not cow nipple couture, not even Marion Barber eating the turf makes me as happy as a short and sweet idiot criminal alert. And today’s is a doozy. Kraig Stockard was shocked […]
As I sit here typing on a PC, checking my Android for texts, and playing music on my iPod,I realize that I’m kind of a technology traitor. Well, no… that’s not true. I just don’t really care one way or another about brands of things as long as they do what I want them to […]
When I first saw this article, I thought to myself, don’t post this article, you dummy. The whole point of this blog is to get men and women to loosen up a bit… about life, love, weird sh*t, and of course sex! Posting this is going to make the ladies crawl back into their prudish […]
A new study by a group of researchers suggests that casual sex might not be ruining our women as previous scientists tried to claim, and it might in fact be the dating that is causing women to be insecure, self-conscious, and submissive. Sociologist Sinnika Elliot and her co-researchers presented college students two scenarios and then […]
Every time a kicker steps on the field of an NFL game, I’m shocked at how scrawny they look compared to the other players. Their arms are all arm-sized instead of Toyota Tercel-sized, and they’re short and look like they might have a children’s sized jersey on, and on top of that they always seem […]
Fall is upon us. I woke up this morning to rain. RAIN! In San Diego! Sure, it only lasted an hour but that hour was the most ATROCIOUS sixty minutes of the week, and of course it had to kick off on a Tuesday, the certified worst day ever created. So I spent most of […]
If you walked by a building with a sign calling itself “the naughtiest show in Des Moines,” what would you expect to see inside? A basketful of kittens mewing quietly? An elderly blind man playing violin by himself? A children’s choir singing Christmas carols? No, you’d probably expect to see some NUDEZ, or […]
I know that I have spent much of the past two years lampooning Chris Brown for being a psychotic woman beater and an entitled celebrity jerk-off, but I admit I do feel the tiniest iota of sympathy for him. I mean, the guy clearly f***ed up, but his past is constantly shoved in his face […]
