Fall is upon us. I woke up this morning to rain. RAIN! In San Diego! Sure, it only lasted an hour but that hour was the most ATROCIOUS sixty minutes of the week, and of course it had to kick off on a Tuesday, the certified worst day ever created. So I spent most of […]
If you walked by a building with a sign calling itself “the naughtiest show in Des Moines,” what would you expect to see inside? A basketful of kittens mewing quietly? An elderly blind man playing violin by himself? A children’s choir singing Christmas carols? No, you’d probably expect to see some NUDEZ, or […]
I know that I have spent much of the past two years lampooning Chris Brown for being a psychotic woman beater and an entitled celebrity jerk-off, but I admit I do feel the tiniest iota of sympathy for him. I mean, the guy clearly f***ed up, but his past is constantly shoved in his face […]
I LOVE excessive celebration. I adore it when players bust out the Dougie or do some other silly little dance in the endzone and I think it’s ridiculous that there is a rule against it. Are you kidding me?! You consider a 20 second jig after a touchdown to be “excessive” in a sport where […]
Macaroni and cheese. Delicious. Wait!! Calories!! Fat!! Diet… oh… and I guess sex. According to The UK Press Association, that may be the order of importance of the above things to many UK women. They recently reported on a study (done by Atkins, by the way, so keep that in mind), that they claim shows […]
It seems as though Tupac may have been even more of a pimp than we thought. According to TMZ, a sex tape of the deceased rapper has surfaced, but unlike many pother celeb tapes, is pretty impressive. A source tells TMZ that the tape was shot in 1991 (at the height of Tupac’s fame) […]
They say “sex sells” and music is no exception! According to the Atlantic Wire, 92% of the top Billboard songs of 2009 referenced sex in some way. SUNY Albany psychology professor Dawn R. Hobbs anazlyzed each of the songs that made it to the top ten in each music category, and logged whether they reference any […]
Whoa! Weird, right?! Let’s do some investigating. Here are some possible explanations for this story: That guy took some magic mushrooms and none of this actually happened. The end.
Sure, why not. Hey, I’m all for respecting the animal and using all of it (although I personally will not be eating the sphincter), and let’s be honest, Rachel Friere’s cow nipple idea isn’t any worse than anything we’ve seen Lady Gaga wear in the past. And ACTUALLY, those little cow nips kinda look like […]
Sometimes the internet does a phenomenal job of being itself. For example when I’m trying to find out if this rash is contagious. Or if I really need to know the lyrics to a song that everyone stopped singing in 1989. Or when I am shopping for a Nazi flag for my Jewish friend because […]
