Real quick question for the Midwest and South: WHAT IS IN THE WATER OVER THERE? Hey – I’m the first to admit that the West coast has its share of people with a screw or two loose, but it seems like every story I read from your neck of the woods involves someone smoking bath […]
If you’re in my generation (that is Generation: Didn’t Have Cell Phones In Junior High But Started Facebook so Suck It), you’ll remember the nights rewinding through Disney movies to see the supposed boners and hear the raunchy whispers and see the word “sex” fly across the screen (note: none of those were true). Or […]
Some days it’s tough to find enough content that’s funny enough, weird enough, or gross enough to keep this blog up to its highest of smut standards. I will meticulously comb through hours of video and pages of celebrity gossip and crime reports, but nothing will stand out as being extraordinarily strange. Other days, I […]
I have come to terms with the fact that the most people who read this blog (or accidentally come across it and close it immediately) are weirdos. Creeps, weirdos, freaks, nutjobs, psychos, and pervs. But it’s fine, because I too am all of those things (especially a creep. I am a HUGE creep). And after […]
Although 2011 has seen the demise of the term fail, it has definitely been the year OF the fail, specifically the “attempting seemingly easy things” fail. See jumping into pool, running, eating, and walking. Here comes another addition to Year of the Basic Fail, with this video of a young goalkeeper who got cocky and […]
Oh god. OH GOD. Please, no. No. NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I take back what I said earlier. There is no God.
I’m not saying actors should never try out other forms of art or pursue other dreams, it’s just that it’s much less embarrassing to watch someone fail miserably when you’ve never heard of them before. Watching “Driis,” or Idris Elba from one of the best shows ever (The Wire – watch that thing) sing about […]
Religion is a tough subject for me. On one hand, I would love to have faith that someone more powerful than myself is in control. The thought that I and everyone else in the world are created in the image of an all-knowing being is sort of comforting, you know? And believing that we should […]
You know, this Tuesday hasn’t been so bad. It’s cooled down in San Diego, Football has started (which has made both Sundays AND Mondays much more bearable), and Fall TV starts this week. Everything in the world is falling into place, including several OBC testimonials that prove you don’t have to fall prey to the […]
The amount of awkward in the following two clips is palpable. It’s like walking into a damp basement where your fourteen-year-old brother is jerking off. Or accidentally opening a bathroom stall door where a girl is pulling out a tampon. Or ripping a huge fart while walking down the aisle at a very Catholic wedding. […]
