Hyperbole (n): the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. It may be used to evoke strong feelings or to create a strong impression, but is not meant to be taken literally. Sometimes people use “hyperbole” to make their point. Like when people say, “Oh my god, that was the best […]
So, not only is this a TUESDAY BLUESDAY, but it’s also the Tuesday after a holiday weekend… which makes it, like, 100, maybe 500 times worse? Luckily for you we’re going to brighten your afternoon with a couple great success stories from OBC, in our weekly installment of TestiMOANial Tuesday: “I met the most beautiful […]
We’ve seen many great sex product commercials. From our very own review of Wet Lubricants, to Durex’s infallible marketing team, we’re fully aware that the best ads are subtle, funny, creative, and a little bit sexy – and this new one for KY Intense Lubricant is no exception. It is slightly different though, because it […]
Now, that’s not something you hear every day: according to Gawker, a French man named Jean-Louise (hahaha! seriously?!) is being ordered to pay his ex-wife 10,000 euro (or about $14,000) for not having sex with her enough during their marriage! After divorcing her husband two years ago, the defendant’s ex-wife must have decided […]
How was your Labor Day? WAS IT AWESOME? I’m sorry for yelling, but as you know, I love American holidays. I may be a left-wing communist Obama-loving hippie, but give me a tiny American flag and a cheeseburger BBQ and I will shout/sing The National Anthem all night (people love when you sing the National […]
That, my friends, is a picture of a man who has defied Darwin’s theory of ‘survival of the fittest.’ According to the Smoking Gun, Ahmed Hasnain of Kansas ordered a prostitute to his Motel 6 on Wednesday, presumably hoping for a fling with a Witchita hooker, which is the top of the totem pole of […]
Before we begin, please ensure all riders have their hands and arms inside the vehicle. We will be traveling at high speeds into vomit-land and may experience some stomach-churning loops in the form of stunningly unattractive man ass, balls, and shaft. For the safety of all riders and the computer in front of them, please […]
Popping balloons! Plastic Rafts! Grown men in diapers! Feet! NOT HAVING SEX! These are all sexual fetishes that we’ve learned about in the past year. All strange, all somewhat difficult to understand on my part, and all most likely internet-generation discoveries. No one probably new that dudes love popping balloons to get off until YouTube […]
I’ve never really understood the hipster fashion fads of today. Everyone seems to be trying to emulate the LEAST attractive styles of the past century, like the late 80s and early 60s and the whole entire flapper era. Why would you pick the most cringe-worthy retro styles to bring back? Why not bring back the […]
You guys, I think there is something wrong with me. Everyone in this video is shocked and repulsed and ashamed by this state trooper’s actions. They all believe he should definitely be fired for using taxpayer time to get his D-W with some lady in the desert. I, on the other hand, find it HILARIOUS*. […]
