Popping balloons! Plastic Rafts! Grown men in diapers! Feet! NOT HAVING SEX! These are all sexual fetishes that we’ve learned about in the past year. All strange, all somewhat difficult to understand on my part, and all most likely internet-generation discoveries. No one probably new that dudes love popping balloons to get off until YouTube […]
I’ve never really understood the hipster fashion fads of today. Everyone seems to be trying to emulate the LEAST attractive styles of the past century, like the late 80s and early 60s and the whole entire flapper era. Why would you pick the most cringe-worthy retro styles to bring back? Why not bring back the […]
You guys, I think there is something wrong with me. Everyone in this video is shocked and repulsed and ashamed by this state trooper’s actions. They all believe he should definitely be fired for using taxpayer time to get his D-W with some lady in the desert. I, on the other hand, find it HILARIOUS*. […]
Oddly enough, the last product I saw that had ‘go girl’ in the name was a tiny plastic funnel that women would use to pee standing up. Had you told me that in the near future I would see a product with ‘go girl’ in the name that would gross me out even more than […]
Do we even need to be arguing our stance anymore? We’ve learned that kidnapping is more likely to happen by a close relative or friend than a complete stranger, and that you’re safer in an airplane than a vehicle, can we also now accept the fact that you’re most likely to be driven insane by […]
Don’t watch that video. No, really. Don’t do it. I’m serious. I know that by embedding this video on the blog, I am inherently telling you to watch it, but seriously, just don’t. It should just sit there forever and never get watched because it will ruin your day with the amount of WTF it […]
In this post-2 Girls 1 Cup world, I’m really unsurprised that people are turned on by anything. Teddy bears, Star Wars robot camels, diapers, you name it. The more interesting part to me is when people are totally open and public with their weird fetishes. I keep my weird shenanigans in the bedroom AND […]
Did you know there is an NBA lockout going on? I know, me neither. There are too many sports lockouts to keep track of these days. Needless to say, I imagine when you aren’t certain that you’re going to have a job in the next year, it’s time to start showcasing your skills, like when […]
Next up in our series of rides-that-might-not-kill-you-but-will-definitely-render-you-paralyzed, we have The Human Slingshot, a homemade set up in Paradise, Utah in a lake OR SHOULD I SAY MINIATURE 150 ft POND. According to the cameraman of this video*, three people passed out upon impact, so “don’t try this at home.” Oh, DARN. You mean I can’t […]
It’s Tuesday again. Dreaded, life-shattering Tuesday. And not only is it Tuesday, but it’s the Tuesday before Labor Day, one of the best holidays for sun, fun, BBQs, and sexy girls in bikinis for the VERY LAST TIME BEFORE THE DARKNESS OF WINTER (no I am not exaggerating, why would you even say that?). In […]
