Jon Hamm and Fabio: Twinsies
Oh god. OH GOD. Please, no. No. NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I take back what I said earlier. There is no God.
Idris Elba Releases Vagina Song (Yes it’s the Worst)
I’m not saying actors should never try out other forms of art or pursue other dreams, it’s just that it’s much less embarrassing to watch someone fail miserably when you’ve never heard of them before. Watching “Driis,” or Idris Elba from one of the best shows ever (The Wire – watch that thing) sing about […]
NSFW – Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Leak!
Religion is a tough subject for me. On one hand, I would love to have faith that someone more powerful than myself is in control. The thought that I and everyone else in the world are created in the image of an all-knowing being is sort of comforting, you know? And believing that we should […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
You know, this Tuesday hasn’t been so bad. It’s cooled down in San Diego, Football has started (which has made both Sundays AND Mondays much more bearable), and Fall TV starts this week. Everything in the world is falling into place, including several OBC testimonials that prove you don’t have to fall prey to the […]
Ron Jaworski Drops an S-Bomb on MNF
The amount of awkward in the following two clips is palpable. It’s like walking into a damp basement where your fourteen-year-old brother is jerking off. Or accidentally opening a bathroom stall door where a girl is pulling out a tampon. Or ripping a huge fart while walking down the aisle at a very Catholic wedding. […]
Pug Tries to Mount Border Collie
It’s inspirational videos like this that get my days started right. Look at Petey, the little pug with the unbridled determination of a small horny child. According to BuzzFeed, he gets so excited to go on car rides that he cannot HELP but mount (or at least attempt to mount) the much larger Leo. It […]
Serena Williams is Still Crazy
The title of this video and the many headlines about it are a little over-the-top. Serena does not “go off on” anyone, and doesn’t “lose it,” but she definitely (prepare to be offended, feminists) goes off on a totally bitchy rant that would only be expected from an entitled celebrity. Calling the ump a “hater,” […]
2011 Must-Sees in Fall TV
It’s September and you guys know what THAT means!!!! FALL TELEVISION IS BAAAAACKKKK! “But, BCU girl, television is just the WORST!” – you “I know, shut up.” – me Here are the top 5 shows you MUST watch this season! It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Sure the show took a bit of a downward turn […]
Fat Guy Sues White Castle Because He’s Too Fat To Fit in a Booth
You may only know this because of the dozens of depressing commercials during yesterday’s football games, but Sunday was the tenth anniversary of 9/11 – the day when two terrorist-hijacked planes flew into the World Trade Center, one hit the Pentagon, and another ran into the ground in Pennsylvania. Easily one of the saddest events […]
Best Magic Trick Ever
The weekend is nearly here, guys. Two glorious days full of sun, fun, the first weekend of football, and a joyous lack of responsibility. Hopefully you’ll sign onto OBC and set up a sexy booty call to celebrate your singlehood. However, we must remember that it’s always important to be safe, whether you’re partying at […]