Kanye Fell Down on Stage
Yo Kanye, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Christina Aguilara has the best on-stage fall of all time.
Woman Lets a 6-Year-Old Drive
Remember like, less than three days ago when I told you I hadn’t seen a really decent dumb criminal story in a long time and I thought maybe they were slowly Darwin-ing themselves out of the world? Well, turns out the dummies are SURVIVING, because I just learned that a woman in Pennsylvania is […]
Weekly Celeb Dose
As you read this I am on a jet plane (that, by the way, is NOT showing a movie about orgasms, DUMB) to San Francisco for Outside Lands, a music fest that you will hear all about on Monday. But for now my friends, here is your weekly celeb dose, cause your favorite blogger is […]
German Redneckmobile
No shirt? Check. Potentially life-ending hobby? Check. Rock music? Check. Unintelligible language? Check. Beer logo? Check. Secret jealousy that my life isn’t chill enough to ride a homemade beer-scooter down a road at sunset in Germany? CHECK CHECK CHECK. German or not, this video has everything to be included in the Redneck Video Hall of […]
Creepy Masturbation Off
It’s been a while since we’ve had a decent dumb criminal off, hopefully because they are all interbreeding and dying off like the Hapsburgs, but today I came across something a little different – two stories about masturbation, both in equal amounts of GROSS. It’s up to you to decide who is creepier! Let’s begin. […]
Horrific Video From London Riots
I haven’t discussed much what’s been going on in London because honestly, it’s just depressing, and unlike some of the protests in the Middle East fighting for freedom, this giant wave of insanity is the work of gangsters: people looting for the sake of looting, idiots let loose on the city. However, when I saw […]
Airline to Show Film About Orgasms
No more crappy reruns of Two and a Half Men or censored versions of B-list movies? IT COULD BE A MIRACLE! According to The Australian, Qantas airlines, an upper-class airline that flies in Pacific Islands and Asia, is showing a French documentary on one of its many channels about the female orgasm. The airline says […]
Lindsay Lohan Buying Drugs Caught on Video
Oh, Lindsey. What are we going to do with you now? According to notoriously accurate gossip site x17, witnesses shot a video that seems to show Lindsey and a friend in Venice Beach, CA, buying drugs in front of a bar in the middle of the day. The video, which can be seen at the […]
Star Wars Porn Parody
I’ve never understood full-length, feature pornos. Like, I mean, we’re all on the same page about porn, right? You watch like, 30 seconds of it, total, and then turn it off and never want to look at porn again. And even if there is a teeny bit of a storyline, you fast forward through it […]
Deep Fried Butter
If you’ll recall, I was more than thrilled this year to find out that the San Diego County Fair was featuring a new fried treat – fried Kool-Aid. I mean, fried foods are my vice. Fried pickles, fried Oreos, fried Snickers bars, fried funnel cake…. you name it, I’ll eat it. But even I was […]