We’ve written many posts about the dangers of the “bath salts” drug – a mix of meth-amphetamines that have cause people to rape and murder goats and drink gallons of hand sanitizer, when it comes to marijuana, I would be remiss to call it a dangerous drug. And to be fair, my state of California […]
You can finally come out of your basements and put the canned goods away, gentlemen, because according to the Los Angeles Times, the NFL lockout is nearly over as players and owners finally come to a deal. All that’s left is for the 1,900 players to vote on the deal, after which free agency and […]
In a recent study done by Australian food company Marmite (I don’t know what that is but it sounds awful delicious), researchers found that Mondays are actually as big a drag as we thought. According to the study, people rarely crack a smile before 11:16 am on Monday mornings, tend to be late to work, […]
This was a sad weekend. Right on the heels of the devastating Norway massacre, we were saddened by news that British singer Amy Winehouse was found dead in her apartment at the age of 27. As horribly sad as it is to see a young woman end up dead for unnecessary reasons, it is also […]
Sometimes I think that stereotypes are created by the people that harbor them. Black people are not dangerous and Mexican people are not lazy and German people don’t want to murder all the Jews, but the longer you believe these ideas, the closer they come to being true. So if you said, “oh man, I […]
It’s 3 o’clock on a Friday afternoon which is usually when my brain begins the switch from writewritewrite mode into get drunk mode and make irreparable mistakes mode, but I just had to share this movie trailer with you for the upcoming comedy “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy.” Starring SNL funny men Jason Sudeikis and […]
Among other reasons (approximately two to three hundred thousand reasons), this is why marriage is dead: There are three possibilities here: 1) Doug Hutchison might be a 51-year-old man who is marrying a 16-year-old girl, which is gross. 2) Doug Hutchison might be marrying a 30-year-old woman who is posing as a 16-year-old to […]
Chalk this up on the list of things you don’t ever want to experience: getting the ever living sh*t beat out of you by an NFL football player. According to TMZ, Cincinnati Bengals running back Cedric Benson is under investigation for allegedly beating up his roommate Clavens Charles after a dispute over their Texas living […]
Oh scientists. So interested in penis size these days. According to a Finnish study, penis size might actually be related to the relative wealth of a country. Although I am not sure what weed-enhanced dream brought on a study of this nature, in the end there actually appeared to be a slight correlation between wealth […]
I’m not saying that I’m in a bad mood or anything, I’m just saying that I was up until 1:30 am serving food and drinks to overweight, coddled teenagers who for some reason were even ALLOWED to stay up until 1:30 am probably because their parents were like “Jesus Christ maybe this will get you […]
