A grocery clerk in Albuquerque, New Mexico, is currently facing up to 5 years in prison after allegedly ejaculating into a sample of yogurt and then forcing it upon a woman in his store. Anthony Garcia, a 32-year-old man with a history of sexual crime charges, was handing out yogurt samples at Sunflower Farms Market […]
It’s Friday, guys! Which means it’s party time (unless you’re me, in which case it’s “dig out your Hermione costume and drive to the movie theater alone” time, but nevermind that), so strap down for the next few hours and then you are FREE, FRIEND! Free to crack open a beer or sit with your […]
According to the source, a young employee at a Taco Bell in decided to make a bold exit from his position at fast food chain Taco Bell after his manager (Adam, apparently) refused to let him have Fourth of July off despite having worked the past 22 days in a row. I can only say […]
We’ve all been in relationships that just don’t work out. Where you’re in the middle of your fourth fight in a week and you can’t determine whether or not you are more angry or more exhausted, where you’ve been repeating the same arguments over and over to no avail, and all of a sudden, you […]
Real quick – is there a reason why everywhere I try and type “women’s” it says it’s a typo? I mean, that’s not wrong, is it? Women’s soccer, that’s what it’s called, right? And women’s clothing and women’s basketball? These things are all “women’s,” right? Whatever, sexist internet. OH WTF, apparently “vaginas” isn’t correct, EITHER?! […]
There are a lot of YouTube comments on this video with typical misogynistic jokes like “that’s why there aren’t bikes in the kitchen” and “right to the baby-maker,” and whatnot, But you know what, you gotta give this chick credit. She was probably just trying to show that girls can be just as daring as […]
I know what you’re thinking. “Duh, ALL WEDDING VIDEOS are embarrassing.” I know. All wedding videos are inherently embarrassing because everything about a wedding is weird and archaic and kid of silly. However, most videos are taking by like, your uncle who teaches an AV class at a high school so the video quality is […]
Now this is the kind of abuse we like from women! According to a reports, a Russian hairdresser was working in her salon when a man entered the front door, intending to rob the place. Unbeknownst to him, the thin blonde hairdresser also had a black belt in karate, so things did NOT go his […]
Gentleman, brace your junk – according to a report by Reuters, a California woman has been accused of drugging her estranged husband, chopping off his penis, and sticking it in the garbage disposal. Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, then called 911, and told police her husband “deserved it.” According to Becker’s husband, he went to lay […]
I didn’t really understand the whole planking fad, even when it was brand new. I felt like an elderly person watching young kids at a rap show. “What are all these gol’ durn youngins doin’ with yer pants down too low and yer myoo-zac too loud!” Except in this case I’m a twentysomething thinking “ew […]
