“Yeah, I dunno, boning Cameron Diaz and Minka Kelly really wasn’t enough to make me happy. I had to do something that only 28 players in the history of America have done. But yeah, no, really, have fun at your desk job.”
I don’t believe in karma. I wish karma were real because I would totally be nicer to people, but I know people who have gone through their lives getting the sh*t end of the stick (and too many undeserving people receiving all the luck in the world) for karma to exist. However, when I hear […]
Tila Tequila is moving to NYC. HA! TAKE THAT, EAST COAST! [TMZ] The Royals have arrived in LA. “Oy, guvna, I’d ratha piss meself than stay in this bloody sh*thole anotha day!” -Them [Dlisted] I don’t know who Weston Cage is, but apparently his PREGNANT wife got DRUNK and BEAT HIM UP. Awesome. [TheSuperficial] […]
I was unaware of it when I woke up this morning, but apparently today is GIRLS EMBARRASSING THEMSELVES DAY in America, because everywhere I’ve been on the internet has featured cringe-worthy (but hilarious, obviously) videos of young women doing things that I imagine they will slap themselves for later. I mean, we started off so […]
On a hot summer day at the beach, when the breeze is perfect and you have an icy lemonade and a sandwich (perhaps a club sandwich with pepper jack cheese, I don’t know) and a bag of chips, there is only one thing that could make your meal more awesome. A pickle. A dill pickle […]
I would just like to take this time to give a summertime PSA to my fellow females (and certain males, I suppose), to remind them of the inherent danger in getting drunk and parading around in your bathing suit. I, as well as the next person, know the joys of enjoying the hot sun and […]
That seems to be the idea that this Jezebel article is implying – it covers a scientific study on relationships, which looked to discover if men actually hate cuddling as much as they lead on. The study, which took place at the historic Kinsey institute in Indiana, analyzed 1009 couples and their happiness and sexual […]
This is a preview of a 60 (SIXTY!) minute VHS video circa 1986, which features a friendly guy named Sam dressed in a egg-crate sweater being sociable and talking to the viewer, perhaps to serve as a friend or to help train people how to act in social situations. Interestingly, it could also very easily […]
You know how sometimes you’re accused of murdering your two-year old, and no really knows if you did it but it sure LOOKS like you did it, and at this point even YOU’RE not sure if you did it, and you go to court and are miraculously acquitted even though all signs point to you […]
If you had told me that it’d be 2011 and we still wouldn’t be living in floating glass bauble houses with robot maids, flying cars and brain internet, I’d have slapped you in your dumb face. And yet, fast forward through years of horrible haircuts and ugly outfits and HERE I AM, LIVING IN A […]
