On a hot summer day at the beach, when the breeze is perfect and you have an icy lemonade and a sandwich (perhaps a club sandwich with pepper jack cheese, I don’t know) and a bag of chips, there is only one thing that could make your meal more awesome. A pickle. A dill pickle […]
I would just like to take this time to give a summertime PSA to my fellow females (and certain males, I suppose), to remind them of the inherent danger in getting drunk and parading around in your bathing suit. I, as well as the next person, know the joys of enjoying the hot sun and […]
That seems to be the idea that this Jezebel article is implying – it covers a scientific study on relationships, which looked to discover if men actually hate cuddling as much as they lead on. The study, which took place at the historic Kinsey institute in Indiana, analyzed 1009 couples and their happiness and sexual […]
This is a preview of a 60 (SIXTY!) minute VHS video circa 1986, which features a friendly guy named Sam dressed in a egg-crate sweater being sociable and talking to the viewer, perhaps to serve as a friend or to help train people how to act in social situations. Interestingly, it could also very easily […]
You know how sometimes you’re accused of murdering your two-year old, and no really knows if you did it but it sure LOOKS like you did it, and at this point even YOU’RE not sure if you did it, and you go to court and are miraculously acquitted even though all signs point to you […]
If you had told me that it’d be 2011 and we still wouldn’t be living in floating glass bauble houses with robot maids, flying cars and brain internet, I’d have slapped you in your dumb face. And yet, fast forward through years of horrible haircuts and ugly outfits and HERE I AM, LIVING IN A […]
OOF, Jay Leno, OOF. I mean, it’s bad enough that an adorable little girl had to die. It’s even worse that she might have died at the hands of her mother. It’s even worse that people all over my Facebook news feed don’t understand the American justice system so they write things like “UM OK […]
They say love can not be tamed, but it can send you to a Mexican prison, which is kind of worse I think? According to AP, a young woman in Chetumal, Mexico, was detained after looking slightly suspicious carrying a large, bulky suitcase after a conjugal visit her husband in prison. According to the NY […]
Dolphins, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US! According to a new scientific report, there had been some confusion in the marine biology world as they noticed dolphins would randomly group up and beat the ever living sh*t out of porpoises, even daring to kick around the carcass for a few minutes after it’s dead. From the report: […]
I have come to the conclusion after twenty-something years on this earth that penises are about as varied as jelly beans (jelly beans? What? Where did that come from? I am leaving that there just to shame myself). It doesn’t matter if the person has big feet or is really tall or very short or […]
