I could have also titled this “Worst Song Ever,” but honestly, if it weren’t for the music video, it’s possible you’d hear this on the radio right after Kim Zolciak’s “Google Me.” However, the music video, filmed on location in Norway, just adds a certain amount of hilarity to the whole thing. Scandinavia should just […]
I mean, really. What was I expecting? A pretty unicorn in front of a rainbow riding a skateboard into heaven? Buddha posing in downward dog proclaiming “Do No Harm”? A kitten and a baby owl cuddling in a bird’s nest? No. Now that I really think about it, a skull bursting through a 1995 smiley […]
You thought that video of a teen on a cell phone was bad? Well, it was. That kid was dumb. But this guy takes the cake for crazy. Then again, I suppose if you were homeless and really needed a place to stay, you might do something like this to get yourself from free room […]
How amazed are you by my mock-up of Weed Mart? Pretty accurate, right? According to Reuters, a garden superstore is set to open in Phoenix which will cater to those in the area looking to grow medical marijuana. Acting on the newly passed legalization of medical marijuana, Dhar Mann, the founder of weGrow, says the […]
As you know, OBC is a dating site that promotes, fun, casual dating, without having to promise marriage just to get a date. We think hook ups are fun, and booty calls are better, and finding someone you are sexually compatible with can be just as important a moment as finding someone you are “emotionally” […]
As we discussed in a previous post, the #1 way to prevent pregnancy and STDs (behind abstinence, which is yuck) is to wear condoms every time you have sex. But we all know that guys (and girls) aren’t particularly fond of the feeling of harsh inorganic substances rubbing against their sensitive regions. So if you […]
Good morning! Great start to today with a little “Oh god oh god oh god, what did I do what did I do?!!” news. Sometimes I think smartphone interface designers don’t have our best interests in mind. I know at least on MY cell phone, my camera’s “share” feature places the Facebook, Twitter, and SMS […]
After 19 seasons playing basketball, 2 seasons of an awesome competition show, the most awesome animated/live action Warner Bros sports movie ever, one hilarious video dressed as Beyonce, and even a turn as a conductor of a world renounced orchestra, Shaquille O’Neal has bid adieu to his basketball career. He announced it first on his […]
In the dog eat dog world of Dumb Criminal Offs, the stakes are continually pushed to the limits of stupidity, making each week more and more difficult for the competitors. Especially when you have a state like Florida, which is the New York Yankees of borderline retardation, it’s tough for any other states to take […]
This is why I am terrified of ever becoming a parent. I mean, at what point does your selfishness switch off so you can take care of a child and make sure it doesn’t die? I can barely keep a small indoor cactus alive, let alone a 15 pound bag of jello and brittle bones […]
