HA! I GOT YOU TOO! I wish that hackers did this more often… silly April Fools-like pranks that make gullible people e-mail and Tweet each other incessantly until they realize they’ve been tricked. You know, instead of like, breaking into my college’s database and stealing my social security number to order porn off the internet. […]
In “Even Memorial Day Weekend Can Be a Death Trap” news, Sean Kingston (best known for his hit song “Beautiful Girls”) was nearly killed in a an accident this weekend while riding a jet ski with a 23-year-old woman. Based on reports, it seems as though Sean accidentally rode his jet ski into the Palm […]
This is the second Memorial Day weekend in a row where San Diego has dropped to sub-Artic temperatures, so pardon me if I come off a bit abrasive in this post. Charlie Sheen’s selling his house to YouPorn.com as part of his “Clean Up My Image Just Kidding Never” tour. [TheSuperficial] Tony Romo got married, […]
This weekend is Memorial Day, which means we should all be taking the time to thank those who have given their lives to protect our life and liberty, but that’s not exactly how it’s traditionally spent. It’s not to say that we don’t do it at all, but we do a little less of it, […]
Team Coco scores again! This hilarious clip from Conan O’Brien offers a look into what our Commander in Chief might look like after one too many Guinesses! Can’t you totally imagine him getting this sloshed after he received word that Seal Team 6 had killed Osama bin Laden and dancing around the White House […]
Sometimes it’s easy to forget that Justin Bieber is a child. Considering he sells out massive concerts all around the world and owns a Range Rover and makes appearances on all the major talk shows, you might forget that most kids his age are still begging their parents for X-Box games. But then something like […]
Have you seen Bridesmaids ye- NO NO NO OKAY LOOK HEAR ME OUT. I know that that movie probably seemed a little… erm, “chick-flicky” for some. The title and the overwhelmingly pink posters and the all-female cast… I could see how it might appear as though it were 2 hours of cringe-inducing sappiness, but GUESS […]
Add Utah to our list of states (along with Texas and Florida) that should be on lockdown. According to AP, it has taken laws against prostitution to a new extreme, claiming that even implying that you’d have sex for money, by such acts as “exposing” yourself or performing “lewd acts” is illegal. Obviously, […]
BuzzFeed recently compiled a collection of some of the most grotesque looking forms of jewelry, and while we were definitely grossed out by the pimple ring, because WTF, we were more repulsed by the accessory above – an otherwise cool looking pendent destroyed by creepiness with the addition of the outer lips of a vagina. […]
It is very rare that I find myself speechless. Considering I write for a living, you can imagine that I’m practically bursting at the seams with opinions on just about everything, from politics to sports (haha jk) to current events and celebrity gossip. I pretty much have something to say about everything ever, whether or […]
