After 19 seasons playing basketball, 2 seasons of an awesome competition show, the most awesome animated/live action Warner Bros sports movie ever, one hilarious video dressed as Beyonce, and even a turn as a conductor of a world renounced orchestra, Shaquille O’Neal has bid adieu to his basketball career. He announced it first on his […]
In the dog eat dog world of Dumb Criminal Offs, the stakes are continually pushed to the limits of stupidity, making each week more and more difficult for the competitors. Especially when you have a state like Florida, which is the New York Yankees of borderline retardation, it’s tough for any other states to take […]
This is why I am terrified of ever becoming a parent. I mean, at what point does your selfishness switch off so you can take care of a child and make sure it doesn’t die? I can barely keep a small indoor cactus alive, let alone a 15 pound bag of jello and brittle bones […]
I never thought I’d say someone was taking recycling too far, but leave it to a so-called artist to push the envelope into gross-town. Conceptual artist Cherry Tree (aka Charity Blansit, but apparently that wasn’t hippie enough) has decided to start an “art project” that will turn her own urine into a perfume. “I am […]
[begin San Diego Tourism advertisement ] San Diego has officially been rated in the top 10 cities in America for beer for the past five years. Our multiple breweries and fantastic beer bars (combined with phenomenal weather to enjoy both of them in) have finally landed us on the map for something other than […]
You probably know them as America’s First Top Model and Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch, AKA Famous People Who Have No Business Still Being Famous, but their real names are Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight, and they are next up in a long line of celebrities getting divorced. According to Hollyscoop, the reality star […]
HA! I GOT YOU TOO! I wish that hackers did this more often… silly April Fools-like pranks that make gullible people e-mail and Tweet each other incessantly until they realize they’ve been tricked. You know, instead of like, breaking into my college’s database and stealing my social security number to order porn off the internet. […]
In “Even Memorial Day Weekend Can Be a Death Trap” news, Sean Kingston (best known for his hit song “Beautiful Girls”) was nearly killed in a an accident this weekend while riding a jet ski with a 23-year-old woman. Based on reports, it seems as though Sean accidentally rode his jet ski into the Palm […]
This is the second Memorial Day weekend in a row where San Diego has dropped to sub-Artic temperatures, so pardon me if I come off a bit abrasive in this post. Charlie Sheen’s selling his house to YouPorn.com as part of his “Clean Up My Image Just Kidding Never” tour. [TheSuperficial] Tony Romo got married, […]
This weekend is Memorial Day, which means we should all be taking the time to thank those who have given their lives to protect our life and liberty, but that’s not exactly how it’s traditionally spent. It’s not to say that we don’t do it at all, but we do a little less of it, […]
