I didn’t realize it was Friday the 13th until Twitter was all abuzz about it, but I’m really glad that I was enlightened because of how important it is to recognize that different days of the month and week occasionally run into each other. Just kidding, I know Friday the 13th is important because some […]
Do you guys really need more than that? I mean that headline kind of speaks for itself, right? No? UGH, FINE. According to TMZ, an unnamed plaintiff is suing an unidentified male celebrity on 6 separate counts ranging from Fraud to Sexual Battery, for knowingly giving them herpes during a wild night in Vegas. According […]
Ah Texas. This state, if you ask me, falls just after Florida and Arizona in the “States That Should Secede Because They Are The Worst” category. Sure, they might not have goat-rapist and might not have created a new Third Reich, but they did just try and pass a law that would allow the public […]
This could be the straw that breaks the psycho’s brain – according to sources at the Hollywood Reporter, No Strings Attached star Ashton Kutcher has “all but signed” a deal casting him as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on the hit sitcom, Two and a Half Men. Although reps for Kutcher will not confirm, the source claims […]
It’s been a while since San Diego decided to pass its controversial Prop D, which banned consumption of alcoholic beverages on the sands of our many beaches. It feels like just yesterday, though, because we are still pissed. Especially because the debacle that lead to that proposition getting on the ballot was absolutely, positively, no […]
Check out this first trailer for Horrible Bosses, the movie that looks like it may shape up to be the summer’s best comedy! Featuring Jason Sudeikis, Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston, and Jamie Foxx, it’s definitely got the cast to impress. Combining slapstick humor, Jennifer Aniston in lingerie, and awkward guys trying […]
BCU’s history with the state of Florida has been a spotty one. On one hand, we LOVE Miami. Miami is awesome. Disney World is there and that place is pretty awesome, and the Florida Keys, well, you can’t get much more beautiful than that. But in the last few months of our Dumb Criminal Offs […]
Calm down, okay – I’m not saying that anal-porn star and ex-Charlie Sheen goddess, Bree Olson, looks like Jack Nicholson’s terrifying portrayal of the Joker in the 1989 version of Batman. All I’m just saying that they could be identical twins that were separated at birth, that’s all.
You know, I hate to be the person that pulls the race card all the time. I totally consider myself to be an open-minded individual who understands that human beings are fallible, and there are coincidences, and not EVERYTHING is about race, but it’s really hard not to when people still put monkey faces on […]
See that thing? The thing that looks like it might have come from Grand Theft Auto after running over three hookers and crashing into several other vehicles? That thing? That piece of s*** up there? Yep. That one. It costs $150,000. This is not a joke, I am not kidding. It’s apparently called a “rat-rod,” […]
