So, you fixed up your headline, adjusted your photos, gave your profile a makeover and mastered the first message. Now of course, it’s time to actually meet up! Because this is a casual dating site (and because we are normal human beings who don’t live in Disney princess movies), we know there is no such […]
When the Patriot Act came into practice a few years back, people got pretty damn pissed, and rightfully so. The government decided they had ring to full access to your shopping receipts and library history and cell phone conversations, if they believed you were partaking in “terrorist activities.” The public’s right to privacy was virtually […]
We follow up that brilliant masterpiece of April Fools hilarity with this… um, “artwork” that some woman permanently drilled into her flabby back skin. Brace yourself: First of all, as a person who knows a few tattoo artists, I would really like to know who in their right mind would agree to PERMANENTLY ENGRAVE this […]
I don’t know if I just haven’t been paying attention to my Charlie Sheen is a Hot Mess Live Feed over the past few weeks, because I had no idea he was performing his own LIVE SHOW TOUR called (of course) “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option.” Very normal and everything, of […]
You know what? No. That headline is wrong. It’s really not all that great of a prank. Somewhat uncreative, really. The rubber-band-around-the-sink-hose prank is so old you could probably find it in the Bible (I think it’s the Book of Job?), but somehow the execution, repetition (3 years in a row – that’s dedication), and […]
Britney is back on tour, and admittedly looking pretty hot. [E!] Lindsey Lohan is dropping her last name and will be known as simply Lindsey, putting her in the ranks of Beyonce and Opr-AHHAHAHAH no.[Gawker] Also, her face is looking REAL NICE [TheSuperficial] Nicki Minaj wore a half broccoli/half cauliflower wig. Very normal. [MTV] Britney […]
April Fool’s Day is back in a big way on the Internet. It seems like every website HAS to come up with some ridiculous prank or else the entire year is just a waste. “Sorry guys no paychecks this year unless everyone is convinced that Apple is now engineering iToilets. Get to work.” Needless to […]
After losing over a hundred MILLION dollars because of dumb choices in his personal life, Tiger Woods was apparently in need of a little cash moneys to pay for (I’m guessing here) Ambien and golf balls, because he’s selling his $25 million yacht, “Privacy.” Yes, the one that he famously spent a lot of time […]
I’m always amazed by the things people will do on bikes. Like, you do realize that the thing is attached to your baby-maker, right? It’s just sitting there, ready and willing to jam your nuts up into your stomach? And you’re just gonna ride it full speed up into the air and then come flying […]
via holyjeez.com NEWS FLASH: today is opening day of the MLB season. Who knew and/or who cares? Yeah I don’t know and/or care either. However, there are a few benefits to the season starting up again, so to perk you up out of your Thursday rut, I give you BCU’s TOP 5 BEST THINGS ABOUT […]
