Here in San Diego, AKA Paradise AKA the center of the universe as we know it AKA Whale’s Vagina, it’s raining. It’s supposed to rain until next Sunday which might as well be a year, but as you know, we’re still Weekend Warriors. We’ve still got to make the best of this coming three-day […]
This is quite possibly the most brilliant thing to come out of New Zealand since Flight of the Conchords! Check out the video above, which features a gorgeous Kiwi, walking around LA with a tiny camera embedded in the back of her jeans. After an afternoon wandering the streets on a beautiful sunny day, the […]
In this adorable reminder that all super stars start out as tiny uncoordinated lumps of baby skin, some brilliant person compiled all the little kid pictures from today’s hottest rappers for us all to “awww” at. From Kanye to Usher to Lil Weezy, seeing the pics makes you wonder if they were writing rhymes from […]
In another edition of BCU’s Stories Behind the Crime Report, we have the story of Jerrie Perkins, age 30. Jerrie must have been having a bad day. She really wanted a new Blu-Ray player… perhaps because her friend Sal had just given her a copy of Inception and she wanted to see what the hype […]
Hugh Hefner might be older than modern civilization, but he still knows how to charm the pants off the ladies. According to his Twitter, the geezer took his young girlf- wait… Sorry, Fiancé, to see the Justin Bieber biopic “Never Say Never” this past week, and was thanked with, well… Something. The cryptically updated Tweet […]
This is one of those music videos where, despite complaining the entire time, I watched through to the very end. It’s by “The Midnight Beast,” who I both A) have never heard of and B) am somewhat creeped out by, but something about the ADD-like cut scenes and barely-legal teens in this made me sit […]
I’m always confused by celebrity “feuds.” I mean I’m pretty sure a large majority of them are fabricated by the E! Network and their parent company Fat Women With Low Self-Esteem Inc or whatever, but when people publicly come out to assert that they despise each other, I never understand why. Why can’t they all […]
I’m pretty sure that by the end of this next decade, we’re all going to realize that each and every tangible or non-tangible thing on Earth is proof that marriage is unnatural. From our historical analysis of how Marriage is Outdated to the countless cases of marriage-induced insanity, there just seem to be no […]
It’s nice when really big moments come from out of nowhere and surprise you. Like when you forget it’s payday and then BAM! you suddenly have enough money to eat more than just ramen three times a day. Or when you wake up all hungover one Monday and realize it’s a holiday and you can […]
