From the studio that brought you “Running of the Bulls: Still Dangerous”, comes another tale of Obviously Obvious News: starring OLD DUDES and SEX! This winter comes: OLD MEN ARE STILL INTERESTED IN SEX: A STORY OF DUH and NO DUH and OBVIOUSLY According to an Australian study, old (and I mean OLDER, […]
You know how sometimes you’re flipping channels and you stop on some cartoon or 1990s soap opera or Spanish television when you don’t speak Spanish, but somehow you find yourself watching it for like, 3 hours? And one part of your brain keeps being like, “change this you idiot,” but then the other part of […]
OBC is making national news once again, with our own BCU’s Celebrity Dream Booty Call survey hitting the press. The results were surprising to most, as sports stars stayed near the bottom while the singers and goofy entertainers jumped up to the top! Check out the full release at BusinessWire.
File this under top three million reasons to stay single : you could find out too late that your husband is a steaming pile of douche. That must be what Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas) is thinking about right now. According to reports, her husband (B-list actor Josh Duhamel [okay maybe […]
The best part of December is you are allowed to start adding “of the year” to everything and no one can question you. I’ve been saying, “oh my god this is the best sandwich I’ve had all year!” and “boy, that was the best sex I’ve had all year!” with conviction because hey, there are […]
Look, I know it’s not even really technically winter. I also am fully aware that I live in one of the most moderate climates in America and that right now half the country is under like, 45 feet of snow. Relatively speaking, though, it is friggin’ cold up in hurr. Unfortunately, because of said moderate-climate, […]
2010 been pretty tough for the American economy. Just about every industry took a hit (except the war industry but let’s not get started on that), and it really made an impact of the well being of our citizens. Thanks to some selfish, repulsive, and small-penis-evident activity by the US banking system, especially, many people […]
Jeggings are an interesting trend that popped up in 2010. On some, the spandex-based, faux-denim pants look phenomenal (re: supermodels, that’s about it), and on others they look, well, less phenomenal. So if you had asked me which celeb from our Dream Celebrity Booty Call list was going to step out on the town in […]
Without knowing it, tabloid magazines have been giving free advertisements for OBC, did you know? No, we haven’t been sneaking subliminal messages in… but with the amount of articles detailing the many issues in celebrity marriages, they’ve basically just been contributing to our cause: the Cause for “Stay Single As Long As You Can Because […]
You can always count on San Diego ladies to do something overtly sexual and then be like “OMG LOL I DIDN’T EVEN KNOWWWW.” There is just something about this city that breeds the strange combination of naivete and blatant sexuality. And you’d think it would be sexy and a turn on but somehow instead it’s […]
