From the much raved-about, Oscar nominated film, Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults, comes a short clip that will stir your soul, chill your bones, and make you wonder what designer on the face of the f*cking Earth would think those prints looked okay on any item of clothing. Watch, and be mesmerized, by the […]
You: “Oh look at this group of friends, having so much f-… wait, WAIT, is that girl naked?!!! Holy GOD she is! I mean, that’s sort of really weird. That angle is just… and her boob is sort of… but I guess, I mean whatever she’s- wait wait WAIT THAT IS FAT GIRL’S ARM.
After a long week of “he said” “she said” “his rep denies” “Mario Lopez confirms,” we finally have the verdict: Eva Longoria, sexy Latina star of Desperate Housewives, and Tony Parker, her NBA husband of seven years, are splitting. According to sources, Eva found out that Tony had been exchanging racy text messages with teammate […]
What is the deal with our glorification of mustaches these days?
Assuming that you’re not a NWO-fearing cabin dweller, you’ve probably heard of the drink Four Loko. But if you haven’t, let me give you the run down: Four Loko is a caffeine infused alcoholic beverage, said to have the strength of three cups of coffee and three beers, all in one 23.5 ounce, $2.50 can, […]
Little did I know that today was going to be full of tough decisions. Wake up and hit the gym or sleep for an extra hour (sleep)? Oatmeal or frosted flakes for breakfast (frosted flakes)? Whether to stop and get gas or risk it on empty (risk it, duh)? And now I come to work […]
It’s that time of year again when the most joyous of celebrations falls upon us. When love and happiness and appreciation for our fellow man is at its highest: yes, you heard me, ITS COUGAR CRUISE TIME. Hosted by the Singles Travel Company and The Society of Single Professionals, the cruise is set to depart […]
People express their anger in many ways. Some take constructive direction and paint, or play music, or write in a journal. Others throw chairs at each other at a 24-hour breakfast restaurant. However, I think we can say that this is the first time a person expressed their irritation at another human being by PERMANENTLY […]
In general, I am repulsed by the word “EPIC.” Once only used by surfers describing their barrel-riding skills, it has become an overused, overplayed, meaningless term used on the internet to describe cats jumping in boxes and kids lighting themselves on fire. However, that being said, Vick’s performance last night was, in a word, EPIC. […]
Halloween is a time to let loose, we all know that. Ladies wear hooker outfits and guys get so drunk that they can’t stand, let alone get on some of that hooker tang. Or at least, this is how I picture Halloween. But apparently, this year in East Oakland, they took the “let loose” to […]
