Imagine: it’s the end of civilization as we know it. You’re trekking through the burning, decimated city, pushing a shopping cart full of guns and Spam, using your hook-arm (there was a nuclear blast a few weeks ago that took your right hand) to ward off the mutant rats trying to get to your food […]
TGIF, STUDENTS! Today, we’re gonna take it easy with a class video about the #1 “Thing You Don’t Need” of 2010. This year in TYDN 101 we learned a lot about unnecessary creations that somehow hit the market, with such travesties as naked cross-stitch pillows to pills that make your poop glittery to drive-through sex […]
Snooki is an interesting conundrum. I mean, on one hand she is like, a vile little pig-roach, but on the other hand she is wildly entertaining to watch, not unlike the Science channel when you see a whale being born or monkeys throwing poop or something equally as disgusting. However, I highly doubt there are […]
If there is one statement in the history of decor conversations that has never been uttered, it would probably be, “Boy oh boy, I sure miss the interior design trends of the late 1970s.” The fact is, no one after the 70s thought cross stitch and shag carpet and mustards with rust orange was anything […]
Few things in the world make me gag (insert blow job reference here, har har har), but this commercial is one that made my mouth dry up and then salivate a little just like the few moments before a post-Taco-Tuesday meltdown. One might classify this as NSFW, I would classify it as NSFL (not safe […]
I suppose there comes a time in every weirdo’s life where they realize, hey, I’m weird, and no one is ever going to accept my weirdness so I guess I might as well just take the crazy train to Nutsville. I imagine that’s why hoarding and Real Girls and Second Life exist, and that would […]
Hey Earth. How’re things? I know you were working through that whole oil spill or whatever… that going well? No? Well anyway – quick question: Do you ever look at our man made things like Vajazzling and Real Housewives and KFC Double Downs and think, maybe you’re kind of over us? Like, maybe after taking […]
Two very special things are happening on the first Tuesday of November: one is an important event which solidifies our nation as a country that accepts free speech, the freedom to choose, and the ability to elect borderline psychotic human beings as leaders and role-models, and the other is Election Day (HA! See what I […]
Because nothing says I love you like a $400, sterling silver recreation of a pool of your semen attached to a chain that she can wear around her neck all the time, right? RIGHT? Misguidedly purchase this jizz necklace at LeahPiepgras.com, or don’t, because EW.
You know when people use the phrase, “You need another [whatever] like I need CANCER” (I don’t know if it’s cancer, it might be a black eye or a hole in the head but for for the sake of this post let’s go with cancer*)? Well, they should just stop using that phrase for anything […]
