Le Penis
Paris in the fall… so romantic, so beautiful, so aerial view of a penis drawn in the snow from the Eiffel tower. What a lovely way to wake up on a Wednesday morning, right? Happy hump day, readers!
Scarlett and Ryan Split: Everyone Form a Calm, Orderly Line
Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com, Jim Spellman/WireImage.com The joy and romance of a new marriage. Everyone enters it and spends the next few months being like, MARRIAGE this and MARRIAGE that and blah blah you should get married you have no idea what love is, and then POOF they hate each other. It’s like there comes a point […]
Man Castrates His Daughter’s Boyfriend
dilligaf-rants.blogspot.com I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. A FORTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD man castrates his SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD daughter’s FIFTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD boyfriend. So many different types of sevens that shouldn’t be in the same sentence together, but it’s true: In Germany (of course Germany) recently, Helmut Seifert received an anonymous phone call that his teen […]
Hugh Jackman’s Oprah Stunt Goes Wrong
Queen Oprah is in Australia this week, filming shows directly from the Sydney Opera House. So of course, she rounded up like, EVERY Australian celebrity that exists and corralled them onto her show: Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Olivia Newton-John, Terri Irwin and Russell Crowe were up on stage at various times with her highness, and […]
How To: Survive Your Office Holiday Party
img via slate As the days of December creep by, small businesses around the country are beginning to plan their holiday parties: putting up culturally-unspecific decorations in case that new tech support guy is Jewish, handing out Secret Santa cards, and putting plastic on all the chairs in case of spills/uncontrolled vomit. And although it […]
Top 10 Videos Of 2010
The end of the year brings joy to the world for many reasons: holidays with our families (SEE MOM I MENTIONED YOU, JEEZ), New Years Eve celebrations, New Years resolutions (stop eating things off the floor), and of course, RECAPS. There are few things in the world more fulfilling then remembering the top ten moments […]
Julian Assange Looking for a Booty Call?
Twitter is ablaze today with news that someone unearthed an interesting new aspect of Wikileaks’ founder Julian Assange’s past life. The Australian, who is currently in prison with no chance of bail for “sexual assault” (air quoting real hard over here) apparently had an online dating adventure about three to four years back on the […]
Weekly Celeb Dose
IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH: Miley Cyrus is an 18 year old [TMZ] Justin Bieber teaches Barbara Walters how to Dougie, I think [Jezebel] Taylor Momsen thinks young girls should masturbate more so that’s nice [The Superficial] Nude pics of Christina Aguilara were somehow not as exciting as you might have thought [theBlemish] Cher doesn’t care […]
Weekend To-Dos: Summer in December Edition
It’s slated to be an unheard of 75 to 80 degrees this weekend in San Diego. It’s slated to be an unheard of 75 to 80 degrees this weekend in San Diego. Yeah, just thought you might want to read that again to remind yourself that we at BCU kiiiiind of […]
Snoop Wishes You a Happy Holiday
Let’s be honest. The holidays can be stressful. Spending them with uptight family members, with your mom on too much Xanax and your dad drunkenly shouting at your liberal cousin about Obama, can turn what is meant to be a happy time into a “drink until you pass out” time. Sometimes I imagine what it […]