Great Middle School Trick Play
This little guy might only be in 7th grade, but he should consider majoring in The Art Of Walking Nonchalantly to the Endzone, LIKE A BOSS. Awesome work, little dude!
SPOONACHOS!
November rages on, and we San Diegans desperately watch the Chargers hang on by a thread, despite their special teams having motor skills rivaling a Parkinson’s victim on cocaine. Unfortunately, we’ve begun to feel the consequences of football season: Monday hangovers, frazzled nerves from our failing fantasy teams, and of course, the extra pounds from […]
NSFW: Rugby Player Violates Friend’s Dog
Brett Favre can breathe a sigh of relief today knowing that he is not the only (nor the most vile) sports star revealing his business to the world. Rugby player Joel Monaghan tweeted (yes, 100% publicly TWEETED) a photo of himself getting FELLATED by a DOG. According to the reports, he was supposed to be […]
Weekend To-Dos: VEGAS
It’s the weekend after Halloween, I know, and you might feel like you exerted all your partying muscles last week, but by all the power that is vested in birthday-week-me, I demand that you make this weekend awesome, in honor of yours truly. So in honor of ME, and because there’s a heat […]
Walrus Masturbates
In response to the many ads and billboards and witch-senate-candidates around the country currently protesting masturbation, I give you this hilarious video of a walrus furiously yanking it at an aquarium. This is proof that all animals have to occasionally service themselves. You’ll notice that this is video is titled “Walrus Masturbation 5,” and in […]
Breathalyzer Busted for Drunk Driving
Irony (n): an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected, or the incongruity of this. So the question is, is a guy in a breathalyzer suit, on Halloween, getting pulled over and arrested for a DUI irony? Or is it a coincidence? Or was it perhaps fate? To be fair, […]
Brace Yourself: Bridalplasty is Almost Here
Reason #456,209 to stay single: your wife might just be marrying you to get a free nose/boob/chin/armpit job. img@ nydailynews Yes, that’s right, the always-classy E! Channel’s monstrosity of a reality show, “Bridalplasty,” is finally here. The show’s premise is simple (and yet almost alarmingly repulsive): soon-to-be brides compete in various stunts like writing vows […]
.50 Caliber William Tell
It was recently learned that certain human beings are actually genetically predisposed to seek thrill. Research has shown that their brain’s propensity for the effects of dopamine is much higher, which is why they enjoy bungee jumping and sky-diving and swimming with murderous-dinosaur-dragons sharks more than the rest of us. Usually, I envy them. I […]
LHC Recreating Conditions Just After Big Bang
I know that sometimes BCU comes off as immature. Like maybe our office is populated with 12 year old boys taking turns writing articles while farting on each other and having their first erections. But not today. Today is a serious day about important, scientific developments that could potentially give us a glimpse into our […]
Creepy Anti-Porn PSA
I recently watched an hour long documentary about the porn business, and how professional porn stars are losing money and their jobs because of the proliferation of amateur sex sites and free pornography on the internet (interesting note: it’s hard to feel bad for someone when you’ve seen a whole soda bottle come out of […]