I would like to create an experiment wherein several hundred men are placed in a theater with dual screen goggles on. On one side, their favorite football team is in overtime against its rival, getting ever closer to winning the Super Bowl. And on the other screen? Three of their top picks for sexiest woman […]
Some things are just unprecedented. Like when the lightbulb was first invented, people must have been like, I don’t know what to call this! Is this a special candle with a shell? I don’t understaaaand! Not unlike the invention of the lightbulb, this new addition to the BCU feature set is an unprecedented blog post […]
Hey, I’m the first to admit that sometimes “The Urge” comes, and there is just really nothing that is going to stop you from, well, “popping one off.” That’s one of the many times it’s extremely convenient to have a booty call waiting, because you can give them a ring (or send a booty call […]
Reason #408,970 to stay single: no one knows what women want! After R&B sex symbol Usher began the trending topic “#WhatDoWomenWant” yesterday, Twitter flooded with peoples’ ideas, from the mundane “to be always told their beautiful and good hair babies* ” to the practical “an unbreakable hair tie that always stays with you” […]
Oh, alcohol. Our society has such a strange relationship with you. On one hand, reports call you the substance that makes the most dangerous, negative impact on society as a whole. But then other reports say heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers. But then also it is inextricably linked to weight gain and liver damage, […]
As you may or may not know, I have a long standing crush on Keenan Cahill, AKA BeenerKeeKee19952 on YouTube. Something about that pubescent skin and oddly huge head shape and Stone Henge teeth and Billy Crystal hair just stole my heart and did an awkward dance with it. However, I was of course, in […]
In a world full of bad ideas, like, say, orally sodomizing a dog or kissing a hooker, it’s always nice to find out that there are still a few great ideas out there that absolutely couldn’t go wrong. Enter Magnetic Lingerie, developed by Parisian underwear designer Lingerie Dement. The bras and panties in the collection […]
This little guy might only be in 7th grade, but he should consider majoring in The Art Of Walking Nonchalantly to the Endzone, LIKE A BOSS. Awesome work, little dude!
November rages on, and we San Diegans desperately watch the Chargers hang on by a thread, despite their special teams having motor skills rivaling a Parkinson’s victim on cocaine. Unfortunately, we’ve begun to feel the consequences of football season: Monday hangovers, frazzled nerves from our failing fantasy teams, and of course, the extra pounds from […]
Brett Favre can breathe a sigh of relief today knowing that he is not the only (nor the most vile) sports star revealing his business to the world. Rugby player Joel Monaghan tweeted (yes, 100% publicly TWEETED) a photo of himself getting FELLATED by a DOG. According to the reports, he was supposed to be […]
