You can always count on Radar Online to really delve deep and find the hard hitting stories, like whether or not people have sex tapes or if Ashton is cheating on his grandma Demi Moore, and now, contrary to every other gossip site, they’re saying that the classy lady cops found in the bathroom during […]
Sometimes even the slightest detail can change everything in a story. Like, “the glove doesn’t fit,”or “I was in Vegas,” or “but he’s getting it removed.” One sentence change in the plot of a news story can completely alter a series of events. This is not one of those times. Turns out, the “call girl” […]
As Adam Sandler once said in the Academy Award winning* film Billy Madison, “YES. You ain’t cool, unless you pee your pants.” *- I think
Hey Earth. How’re things? I know you were working through that whole oil spill or whatever… that going well? No? Well anyway – quick question: Do you ever look at our man made things like Vajazzling and Real Housewives and KFC Double Downs and think, maybe you’re kind of over us? Like, maybe after taking […]
Here at BCU we tend to take the low road. Semen jokes, poop jokes, jokes about people being fat, jokes about you getting fat, etc, etc, etc. But today we figured instead we’d take the high road. Be mature and inspiring. Brighten your day and give you a little positive reinforcement to make you believe […]
I’m not the biggest candy fan, to be honest. I mean, obviously it’s delicious and if you hand fed me Reeses peanut butter cups I wouldn’t be like, “OH GOD, PLEASE GOD STOP THIS IS TORTUUUURE UUUGH,” but I might be like, “Um okay yeah I’ve had enough” after 2 or 3 because […]
I guess, if anything you have to appreciate the audacity and honesty of the hero in our next story. Apparently bars and dating sites just weren’t cutting it for The Phone Book bachelor, because he ventured where no man has ever gone (or wanted to go) before: the disease-covered glass wall of a New York […]
There are three things you can conclude from watching this video: 1) How lucky are we to finally live in a world where people can drop pumpkins on cars without fear of someone asking, “why the hell are you dropping a pumpkin on a car; you know there are starving children in the world, right?” […]
According to the DailyWhat, this pumpkin is supposed to look like Snooki. However, I feel like that’s a bit of an insult to the pumpkin because it doesn’t look like an alcoholic midget troll, it looks more like a classy Latina woman named Maria who wouldn’t ever refer to intercourse as “smushing” and would absolutely […]
It’s good to know you can always count on some things, like the mail, and 7-11 being open, and Charlie Sheen being a sloppy drunken mess. According to reports, Charlie Sheen was hospitalized this morning after being found naked in a trashed hotel room in New York City. Police said that Charlie was “highly intoxicated” […]
