Remember that post yesterday about how women are leading “Sexually Disadvantaged Men” like stray sheep into believing they aren’t terrible* in bed? Well, apparently I did not read the report thoroughly enough, or I’d have had GREAT news instead of having to tell you AWFUL news. According to the report, “compared to the figures from […]
Alright everyone, pack your bags, we’re moving to New York City. According to a report by People magazine, Kim Kardashian is looking for a booty call. Apparently, she and her sister Kourtney are starring in a new reality show (I think that brings the running Kardashian total to what, 38?) called “Kourtney and Kim Take […]
Sometimes I’m researching for BCU and I’m like, you know what we haven’t talked about in a long time? Obviously Obvious News! And then I’m like, well maybe that’s because the world has finally stopped reporting on utterly inane sh-t because it realizes that all that does is further our communal stupidity level and stop […]
Since we’re on the topic of unexpected appearances of body parts, let us turn to the always exciting “Fast Money” portion of Family Feud. You know, that show that you only watch if you’re sick AND the Price is Right isn’t on AND you can’t reach the remote? Well, here is one of the very […]
You know when someone hands you their business card, and you’re like, this is cool and all, but what it could really use is BOOBS? I know I think that every time we have a marketing meeting and some lame-o hands me a white card (boring) with black text (double boring) and no boobs (so […]
Disclaimer: We neither endorse getting women “sloppy,” nor are we sure what “chocolate covered booty panties” are. That being said, enjoy.
Welcome back, Weekend Warriors, it’s the second weekend of fall, and we’re back to give you the run down on the top 3 things you have to do this weekend. This week: Cheese and Wine edition. Because those are my two favorite things and I write this blog and what I say goes, dummy. 1) […]
Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson Note to self: 1) chug a Smirnoff Ice and down some fast food before bed, 2) have awesome dance party dreams featuring Mike Tyson, Wayne Brady, and hilariously bad 80s singles, 3) make video about it. Happy Friday everyone!
As residents of America’s Finest City, we were pretty proud of the news that San Diego ranks #3 on the top ten list of cities with the biggest penises. I mean, that’s something to be proud about, right? I’m pretty sure personality and intelligence are directly correlated to the size of one’s member, so obviously […]
even this guy isn’t safe. img via jimfairthorne Time to do a complete swipe of your laptops, everyone. According to Gawker, “U.S. companies are tracking porn downloads from networks like BitTorrent, and experts say they are easy prey for hackers.” ACS: Law, an anti-piracy firm in the UK, has for a while used less than […]
