Sometimes I think we take the joy of kissing for granted. Like straight sexin’, it takes talent, and there are many around who somehow made it to adulthood and still have not yet figured it out. At the same time, though, we’ve always wondered… exactly what purpose does kissing hold? Sure it’s fun, and at […]
Alright, magazine companies. It’s time we had a talk. I was okay with you featuring half naked chicks and women with no noses and even photos of starving children in war-torn countries. But when you take it a step further, Billboard, and put a corpse on the cover of your magazine, a NAKED corpse, at […]
See them? They’re right there. Two flawless, amazing reasons that we wish we were in Germany right now at this very moment across the table from Hayden Panettiere. Two wonderful, tasty reasons we wish we weren’t sitting at a desk in America but instead at a table across the ocean staring lovingly at them. What? […]
this photo is completely classless and inappropriate. and also hilarious. Jimi Heselden, millionaire owner of the Segway company, died yesterday when he drove one of his motorized scooters off a cliff into a river. I don’t think there is much more to say about that, except that I hope the scooters in heaven have […]
Yes, what you’re seeing is real: there is an Antoine Dodson Halloween costume on sale. Assuming you have the internet and annoying friends who send you links a hundred times, you’ve heard of the guy and know of his oratory skills (“Obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park”), and also know that by like, […]
Happy Monday, readers! As we begin another week, it’s time to celebrate the unexplainable inventions of our time. From the Snuggie to the Slap-Chop to that blanket that looks like a burqa, I’m just waiting for a museum to open that showcases all of the ridiculous inventions that our generation has dreamt up. Like, for […]
We bet you a hundred classic cars that Jay Leno can’t top this. TEAM COCO!
I hope everyone has brought out their disaster supplies, including canned goods and water bottles and InTouch magazines because FACEBOOK IS DOWN. Everyone calm down, it’s going to be okay. Stop mashing refresh because all you’re doing is causing an unnecessary panic for you and everyone around you. For now, let’s stop thinking about it. […]
Surprise, surprise. While you might think that big cities full of beautiful people would be having the most sex, that’s not the case! In a recent survey by Men’s Health, the cities where men reported being the most sexually satisfied (having enough sex) were all located pretty much in middle America. The top 5 were […]
If you told me last year that on September 23, 2010, I’d write two Jersey Shore related posts, I’d have punched you in your lying mouth. I’d have told you there were much more important things to talk about, like the escalating conflicts in the Sudan or maybe how the current bi-partisan bickering in the […]
